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We're defending a 1 goal lead against Real Madrid at the Bernabeu. At least that's what it looks like. Come on ffs, they're going to level if things carry on as they are.

Cou not in it at all today. Saints almost score. We're giving them too much of the play. Come on, get a hold of the ball lads.

There are headbutts and then there are football 'headbutts'. A slight movement of the head towards the face of an opponent = headbutt in football.

Not the match to wear silly footwear. Stick to the regular boots ffs! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2569071/Luis-Suarez-reveals-adidas-primeknit-boot-wear-against-Manchester-United.html

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Would love us to turn them over at their place to seal our place in the top 4. We've had a few good wins there over the years but this would be the sweetest. They'll be pumped up for that game though, no doubt about it!

I'm actually amazed how far down he's taken them. It's fantastic.

Olympiacos are a really poor team so I fully expect United to turn it around. United are shite but it'll take an average/good side to knock them out, not a wank side like Olympiacos.

Will the EU ever stop expanding? I don't blame Russia at all for being pissed here. The EU is right on their doorstep now, they've hoovered up a bunch of other former Soviet-affiliated states they're now seeing their closest ally also being lured by Brussels. The EU has reached its limit and should stop trying to gobble up all of Europe. Think I liked the EU when it was a western European trading bloc rather than this European wide, federalist, expansionist organisation. Think I'm beginning to sound like Farage ffs...

He's going to be among the top strikers in Europe at this rate. Superb goal scoring record. I reckon he'll tear it up in the CL next season if we're there.

Mignolet is a good 'keeper but I would prefer we bring back Reina. I feel a lot of our silly defending could be improved to a degree with a top class, experienced goalie like Reina in the team. A world class 'keeper is good at organising the defenders in front of him and Pepe is better at that than MIgnolet.

Salmond has fucked up. He should never have campaigned in the belief Scotland will keep the pound. Why would you campaign for independence but remain determined to keep the currency of the country you intend to leave? He fucked up on the EU too. Again, his campaign should never have assumed Scotland would waltz into the EU the moment they gained independence. He lacks conviction for me. If you want to be the big nationalist that's fine but be brave enough to seek total independence rather than hanging onto the British currency. And if you're going to suck the balls off the EU as Salmond has shamelessly done, then embrace that organisation whole-heartedly, Euro and all. Instead Salmond wants to cling onto the pound to avoid adopting the Euro, yet at the same time he wants the EU to give Scotland a free pass. Not going to happen. I expect the referendum will overwhelmingly back remaining with the UK.

Thank fuck for that.

We'll need another goal because I guarantee Ngog will score.

OH fucking yes! Now please just keep it tight and see this motherfucker out.

Luis will never win another pen, fuck off ref. What a cunt this ref has been.

If a billionaire is reading this, can you please give us a gift of £200M in the summer to buy a new defence + 'keeper? Pretty please?

Our defending is awful but we they don't have much protection to be fair. And now Kolo is on! We're saved.

Got away with one there, Swansea pressing us very well.

Fuck off ref

We're going to lose 6-5

Well we're winning which is great but need to plug the hole in midfield. Bring on Allen, take of Coutinho.

We need to score at least 5 goals here to win because I can easily see Swansea getting another 2. But then I can see us scoring 5 too. Fucking mad game.

Can we bring on a midfielder that will actually mark Shelvey? He's getting so much space, I don't understand why he's not getting closed down. Where's Lucas when you need him?

Oh fuck off. Our defending is simply shit.