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Fowler1972

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  1. So I met a stripper last night. Somewhere along the line she decided she was coming home with me. We were in the taxi queue and I thought better of it and put her in a different cab. Progress!
  2. You won’t see this due to ignoring me. If that was my plan, given the current growth rate of the Blog, I’d expect to be in a position to make around 0.4p a month by 2029.
  3. That’s one way of looking at it.
  4. Is that the flirting kind or the fighting kind?
  5. I love it in there. Real people. No birds though, you’re right about that.
  6. A fuck is a fuck in Wakefield. It might get called a jump in the posh areas of the City; e.g. Leeds.
  7. I’m out with a mate who’s wife recently left him because she found out he’d been flirting with another woman. She’s agreed to come back next week after a weekend away with her sister which is why he’s out. We have an agreement not to talk to any women.
  8. You haven’t confirmed yet. I’m beginning to think you didn’t mean it.
  9. You can be quite cutting. If I drink too much tonight and do something silly (not silly, silly so don’t stress) you will partly to be blame for upsetting me.
  10. That hurts. I thought we were becoming friends.
  11. Well done. I withdraw my invite to you then. My support for your sobriety is unwavering. You could pick me up at the end of the night though?
  12. It wasn’t the Gardener or the crush (latest one). It was the ex that dumped me (see blog post). You don’t work on a Friday? We could hang out.
  13. I didn’t do this, did I? If I did it was an accident. Nothing wrong with beans on a fry up though.
  14. If you were on one of my courses I’d push you to expand on your words. Feelings and emotions are important.
  15. Same. Fluoxetine didn’t seem to do anything.
  16. You can go to the bar then. They can smell the fear on me in that place.
  17. I’m more a Hamster than Richard Gere.
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