So I met a stripper last night. Somewhere along the line she decided she was coming home with me. We were in the taxi queue and I thought better of it and put her in a different cab.
Progress!
You won’t see this due to ignoring me. If that was my plan, given the current growth rate of the Blog, I’d expect to be in a position to make around 0.4p a month by 2029.
I’m out with a mate who’s wife recently left him because she found out he’d been flirting with another woman.
She’s agreed to come back next week after a weekend away with her sister which is why he’s out.
We have an agreement not to talk to any women.
You can be quite cutting. If I drink too much tonight and do something silly (not silly, silly so don’t stress) you will partly to be blame for upsetting me.