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I'm bored now. But while writing crap about others you just want to read your own bollocks. It's all bollocks. Jonathan Shalit rules. You deserve him you bunch of hypocrites. Bye-Bye

No wonder you edited that post! I caught your first version. This is a site for posting, venting on all subjects and not having to be politically correct. Here the stupid get the chance to argue with the intelligent, the witty get to take the piss out of everyone and everything, people expose outrages and vent, those with no sense of humour get piss taken and in the mix is great info, some very interesting posting and entertainment. Clearly this site is far more sophisticated under the surface than it looks at first glance. As for your pre-edited comment, I don't think so. Read my post on the "Israel president Shimon Peres accuses Britain of pro-Arab bias" thread. I'm balanced. I once called Jonathan Shalit a "first class twat." However your post made me reconsider. I wish to take that comment back. Jonathan Shalit is in fact a second class twat!

I'm no mentalist. This is a serious subject. This twat really is taking over the world. He's the new Brian Epstein...NOT. He's smug, short, fat and perhaps as a substitute for sex his big interest is stuffing his face. He's all over the place. Googling him brings up over 200,000 pages. He gives advice to the President of the USA. What's next...special adviser to the coalition? He either pedals loads of crap stories, often made up, to manipulate the press to give millions of pounds of free publicity to his artistes most of whom are either barely deserving or in the case of N-Dubz, just disgusting people. There seems little musical cred in his actions. He signs people who he knows he can work the press with and they get all the exposure. What with his crap, X-Factor Kareoke and Britains got talent, there's less opportunity than ever for home-grown proper bands to get ahead. This is like another era when disco arrived and work for local bands dried up. He just wants the money, the fame, the adoration.....and THE FOOD. Jonathan Shalit at thespeakersagency.com FOOD and SHALIT clearly go together like Love and Marriage or Batman and Robin.....much that this recently 16 stone short twat does seems to involve food:- “Showbiz 'GURU' Jonathan Shalit is a true star maker....whether it be having BREAKFAST with Danny de Vito at his Beverly Hills Mansion or TAKING TEA with President and Hilary Clinton at The White House, Jonathan has a fascinating and inspirational story to tell. Jonathan Shalit has embraced opera to black urban music and along the way worked with Sir George 'BEATLES' Martin, Elton John, Sting, and Cher all who have been personal guests at his London home (no doubt to EAT ??? Blackberry Way). Jonathan had a dream and he made it come true. The journey of how Jonathan went from being a Lloyd's Broker to HAVING DINNER at Sting's apartment in New York with Whitney Houston and Prince Charles personally thanking Jonathan for looking after Big Brovaz (who Jonathan also discovered on the 22nd floor of a Brixton council block) so well is a fascinating journey and one that will enthral you.” Makosi Goes Makosher TotallyJewish.com | Entertainment | Jews In The News But top showbiz manager Jonathan Shalit doesn’t have to go through any of this trauma as he gets to keep a Big Brother contestant all to himself. Before the finale fireworks had finally fizzled out, the West London Synagogue member, had signed one of this years biggest reality stars Makosi Musambasi. And one of the things they could discover is that, thanks to her new manager, she has a taste for KOSHER FOOD. I’ll be taking her to BLOOMS one night, said Shalit. And she can come over for FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER whenever she likes as well.

Now you want to talk food Pope? OK. Let's do battle. You also want to defend Shalit? Hail Mary but I say his No 1 priority is himself.....I doubt he's seen his dick for a long time but his No 2 priority has to be stuffing his face so Strike One:- Restaurant No 1...The Ivy LIVERPOOL WAY SHAILIT SPOTTING: Have YOU seen him lunching? IF you do go up to him and say "SHALIT.....NO. STAY OUT OF FOOTBALL. You are a TWAT." He lunches all the time all over the place. If you visit LOndon you are sure to see him stuffing his face. I'm a showbiz legend in my own lunchtime... and lunch has to be at celebrity restaurant The Ivy | Mail Online "I'm a showbiz legend in my own lunchtime... and lunch has to be at celebrity restaurant The Ivy By JONATHAN SHALIT It was over lunch at The Ivy in 1993 that I persuaded the legendary Beatles producer Sir George Martin to work on a Larry Adler album I was trying to get off the ground. I directed plays at the City of London School and, when I was 17, I wrote to Tom Stoppard and persuaded him to speak to our theatre society. (When I next bumped into Tom, 20 years later, in The Ivy I greeted him like an old friend. He didn't have a clue who I was.) When, aged 31, I heard that the legendary harmonica virtuoso Larry Adler was nearing 80, I had the idea of a duets album in celebration. I arranged a meeting, persuaded him to let me take care of it, and then set about recruiting the best producer in the business. I managed to get hold of Sir George's number, cold-called him and pitched him my idea. Would he meet me in The Ivy to discuss it? Astonishingly, he agreed. In those days I did already regularly eat in the restaurant but always in the overflow area, at one of the tables next to the bar. In terms of status it was Siberia, but it was better than nothing. I called to book a table. 'Yes, of course Mr Shalit. Will your usual table be acceptable?' 'Actually, my guest will be George Martin ... ' 'I think we have a table in the main restaurant, Mr Shalit.' I had graduated. I can still recall what we ate - salmon fishcakes with sauteed spinach and sorrel sauce - and at the end of the lunch George said: 'Jonathan, I'm your man. Why don't you let me get the bill?' And I have never been banished to The Ivy's overflow area again. This is just as well since the restaurant, in the heart of the West End of London, is now important to my business. Who can say by what mysterious alchemy a restaurant becomes 'the' place to go, an institution beloved of the media and entertainment world? The Ivy is not flash or posh. The food is excellent but unpretentious. There are certainly many more expensive restaurants in London. I am in there at least four times a week, often more. Given that a good lunch is central to business, and given that business is booming, I concede that it is a challenge to maintain the athletic Iron Man physique for which I am known. Indeed, I use the restaurant so often - at least 1,000 times over the past five years - that the owner, Richard Caring, last week paid for an advert in Music Week, the music industry bible, paying tribute to me. You don't get that with McDonald's. To the outsider, the life of the showbusiness impresario looks like a helter-skelter swirl of glitz and glamour. And that's exactly what it is. My TV clients include Christopher Biggins, Emma Crosby, Kate Silverton, Kelly Brook, Konnie Huq, Michael Underwood and Myleene Klass. You couldn't call lunching with them a hardship. Myleene likes to tell the story - and who am I to stop her? - of how I approached her at the Classical Brits a few years ago and told her, 'You should be hosting this,' and two years later she was. Our courtship - I mean in a professional sense - was carried out at The Ivy. I have lost count of the number of times I've eaten in the restaurant with Kate Silverton. A great British girl, she always has the roast beef on a Sunday. N-Dubz, the new kings of Brit Pop, want to know why I haven't taken them to The Ivy. I've told them I will to celebrate their millionth CD sold, which will actually be in a few weeks. Jamelia used to ask me the same thing and she would get the same answer: 'When you've sold a million copies of your single, Superstar.' I kept my promise. I have actually met a president - Bill Clinton - when my former client Charlotte Church was invited to perform at the White House. He shook my hand, thanked me for taking the time to meet him - as if there was any chance that I would have refused the invitation - and then looked me in the eye and said: 'Tell me, Jonathan, what do you think of the single European currency?' Chris Eubank? My goodness, that man can talk. For me, lunch begins at 1pm and lasts until 2.30pm. But Chris, once he gets going, will not stop. I took him to The Ivy one day and it got to 2.30pm, but Chris was still in full flow. I said: 'Look Chris, I've got to go.' He ignored me. It got to 2.45pm. Business was going on elsewhere, without me. I can't bear that. 'Chris, I'm sorry but I've really got to go,' I said. 'Yes, of course, Jonathan, but just let me say... ' It got to 3pm. I said: 'Chris, look, this is me going,' and I got up and walked out - and he was still talking as I disappeared out of the door. I have long been a supporter of the Tories and I have arranged receptions at The Ivy for the then leaders of the Conservative Party - Michael Howard and Iain Duncan Smith - to meet the movers and shakers of the entertainment and media world. Boris Johnson was one of my guests. This was when the media world was still in love with Tony Blair. The Tories, I am glad to say, are now back in fashion. I have regular lunches there with Lord Strathclyde, the Tory leader in the House of Lords and an old friend of mine. I've also taken Culture Shadow Minister Ed Vaizey there. I once even managed to persuade the restaurant to temporarily go into the takeaway business. I was eating there with Ruthie Henshall, who had just opened in Peggy Sue Got Married, when I got a call from my then girlfriend, who worked at St Thomas' Hospital. She was complaining that she was going to have make do with a sandwich while I was enjoying bang bang chicken - chicken with hot chilli peanut sauce. I persuaded the maitre d' to make up a package of the dish for my girlfriend and send it to her. But I don't visit The Ivy only for business. One evening, while I was working on an MTV show, I went there with a new young lady friend. In the middle of our conversation, she looked up towards the entrance. 'Oh. My. God,' she mouthed at me. 'Ricky Gervais has just walked through the door.' 'Yes, that's marvellous,' I said, without enthusiasm before trying to steer the conversation back to us. 'Do you know him?' 'Yes, I know him,' I said. 'Nice guy. Now, as I was saying ... ' 'I mean, Ricky Gervais,' she continued. 'Like - wow!' At that very moment Ricky sat down at a table next to us and saw me - the man has impeccable timing. 'Hey, Jonathan, great to see you,' he boomed. And I have seen celebrities deep in discussions with agents who are not their own managers. I have sometimes been that manager myself. You see, it's all work, work, work with me." Blackberry Way

You are The Pope. So do you like boys?

Can't you ask your bruv The Pope to lend a hand. He's over here soon. Is he staying with you?

I've just posted about Jonathan Shalit's cousin in Israel thread. I've often read that Jonathan Shalit's cousin is the world famous Israeli soldier held by terrorists. I always believed what I heard in the UK being that this was Jonathan Shalit's cousin. I now read that this is a distant relation. All the same I hope he is released as soon as possible and gets back to his nearest and dearest. Both sides in this conflict are suffering and the right wingers on both sides don't help. Meanwhile Jonathan Shalit is still the biggest twat in Britain.

Jonathan Shalit:- You are never going to believe this but there is a Jonathan Shalit connection. I just want to say seriously that I think the Arab/Israeli conflict is a tragedy for both sides. Most Arab states don't care shit about the plight of the Palestinians and so it suits them to stoke up the agro. After what happened in WW2 which all of our fathers or grandfathers fought for, Israel most certainly deserves to exist. If certain Arab states really cared about the Palestinians and stopped stirring it.....and if the luny far right in Israel who hold the balance of power would shut the fuck up.....it could all be resolved. I hope it will be and that Jonathan Shalit's cousin (is this a full cousin, half cousin or dsitant relation???) can go back home to his family. After all he looks a decent chap, not a fat 16 stone, self-satisfied porker like his "cousin." If Jonathan Shalit has so much clout, can't he work behind the scenes and do something? My cousin's kidnappers are not 'militants' ...they're terrorists, just like the 7/7 bombers By JONATHAN SHALIT, The music impresario who discovered Charlotte Church Last updated at 22:00 08 July 2006 Comments (13) Add to My Stories Corporal Gilad Shalit, a cousin of Jonathan Shalit It is now a fortnight since Palestinian terrorists tunnelled under the Gaza border and crossed into sovereign Israeli territory, bringing fear and bloodshed to an ordinary Sunday tea time. They killed two soldiers who were guarding an army post and, infamously, kidnapped a 19-year-old boy, Corporal Gilad Shalit. He has not been seen since. The only news of him for his grieving parents and an anxious Israeli nation comes in the form of repeated ransom demands from the Hamas terrorists believed to be holding him hostage on the direct orders of their Syrian-based leader, Khaled Meshaal. I have a personal connection to these terrible events: Cpl Shalit is a relative of mine. I do not want to claim that Gilad is more than a distant cousin. He is not. He is less than half my age and, although I am told we have met, I cannot recall it. But he represents the sort of direct connection to the land of Israel shared by many, if not most, British Jews. To me, and to them, this abduction is not just another episode in this long-running conflict, happening in a place far away. This is not just another anonymous Israeli. It is personal. By way of background, my grandfather Leon Shalit served with distinction in the British Army during the Second World War. He then moved to Palestine to serve as a lieutenant-colonel in the Israeli Army. This was in 1947, in preparation for what became the 1948 Israeli War of Independence, when five Arab armies (Egypt, Syria, Transjordan, Lebanon and Iraq) invaded Israel in the hope of wiping out the fledgling country. Against all odds, 650,000 Jews won - with minimal help from the West - and the state of Israel became a reality. The country has survived five major wars since then, and that is without even mentioning the on-going conflict with the Palestinians. Last summer, in an attempt to reach lasting peace, Israel voluntarily withdrew more than 8,500 citizens and its troops from Gaza, turning the area over to the Palestinian Authority. By doing so, it made painful sacrifices. Israelis gave up their homes, places of work and worship as well as their schools and farms. Since then, Palestinian terror groups have used Gaza as a launch pad for countless attacks against Israel, including the raid which led to the kidnap of Gilad Shalit. Meanwhile, the Palestinian Authority, the government of Gaza and the West Bank, has fallen into the hands of Hamas, a movement which supports and sponsors this terrorism. Yet coverage by Western TV news - and the BBC is as much to blame as anyone - is consistently distorted. It took the BBC some days to acknowledge that rocket attacks on Israel was a news story and, rarely, for example, has it been mentioned on TV that Gilad is no more than a teenager. He is normally referred to as a 'man' or a 'soldier' while the very same bulletins routinely refer to Palestinians as 'youths', even though they are in fact the same age as Gilad. It has been reported that Hamas wants the release of women prisoners in Israeli jails; yet almost nobody mentions the terrible crimes, including murder, that they have committed. Until the past few days, you would barely have heard about the daily rocket attacks on Israeli citizens. More than 1,000 rockets have landed in Israel since the Gaza withdrawal and many Israelis have been killed. This is a crucial factor behind the widely reported Israeli military build-up. As we in this country remember the bloodshed of the London bombings one year ago, it is sobering to think that Israel - a country smaller than Wales - suffers this scale of bombing on a weekly basis. Of course there is suffering on both sides. There are many innocent Palestinians, including women and children, who have been killed or badly wounded in the continuing violence. The question I ask myself is whether Israel has reacted with a proportionate response? If anyone had their son or daughter kidnapped, how would they have behaved? I would argue that Israel in recent months has, in fact, been very restrained in the face of continual provocation. For me there is a double standard at work. Why do 'terrorists' bomb innocent civilians in London but 'militants' bomb innocent civilians in Tel Aviv? In 2003 the Associated Press, one of the most influential news services in the world, published a list of 15 terrorist incidents during a five-year period between August 1998 and August 2003. In that same time, more than 800 Israelis were murdered in terrorist attacks, but not one of the incidents in Israel made the list. Why? The double standards even affect the politics of football. FIFA condemned an Israeli strike on an empty Palestinian football pitch (a pitch that had been used for terror training exercises, by the way). But it refused to condemn a Palestinian missile attack on an Israeli soccer pitch just moments before the daily training session was set to begin. Everyone has an opinion of Israel - often ill-informed due to the constant criticism in the British Press. Of course Israel would prefer a negotiated peace rather than having to prepare for another military action to aid the safe return of one of her soldiers. But the new Palestinian government refuses even to recognise the right of Israel to exist. I accept that Hamas has achieved power through democratic elections. I am also well aware that those directly responsible for these latest, terrible actions are likely to belong to a fringe element of Hamas controlled from Syria, rather than to the Palestinian Authority itself. But through their unyielding doctrine of violence, Hamas and the authority have condoned the kidnap of Gilad Shalit. And if the authority wishes to be treated with the full respect normally afforded a sovereign government, it must accept its responsibility not just to condemn the terrorism, but to bring about an immediate halt. The constant vilification of Israel in the Press is worrying to me. I try to distinguish between anti-Semitism and anti-Zionism, but this differentiation is becoming more blurred. Israel is by no means perfect and I often disagree with its government's policy. But the double standards and criticism dealt out to Israel is unfair. My dual hope is for a speedy return of Gilad Shalit to Israel alive and well and for Jewish and Palestinian people to live happily and safely side by side. Print this article Read later Email to a friend Share this article: Facebook TwitterDigg itRedditFarkDel.icio.usNewsvineNowpublicStumbleUponMySpace Comments (13) Here's what readers have had to say so far. Why not debate this issue live on our message boards. The comments below have been moderated in advance. NewestOldestBest ratedWorst rated View all Israel has no legitimate right to exist and all efforts by the Palestinians to eject them from the land are legitimate and should be encouraged. - G G Bell, Aldershot, 11/7/2006 10:47 Click to rate Rating 1 Report abuse Excellent piece. If only the world could hear this cry. I hope to see your cousin return Safely to his home, as soon as possible and that many more people will read this Great and very important piece of information. Kol HaKavod!! - Dov C., Jerusalem, Israel, 10/7/2006 19:59 Click to rate Rating 1 Report abuse Excellent piece! If only the BBC and others would take note instead of distorting the truth and corrupting the English language;- 'Militant' can only ever apply to describe a political stance or action, not physical violence! - Daniel Feingold, Manchester England, 10/7/2006 10:50 Click to rate Rating (0) Report abuse Bravo! well written. I wish other newspaper would have the courage and the sense to give to its readers the whole picture, as the ignorance is terrible! I would like the Jews for Palestinians who signed the big Ad in the Times to read it and balance a bit their views and they don't seem to care about the missiles landing in Israel daily.... - Haggit Inbar-Littas, london UK, 10/7/2006 09:22 Click to rate Rating (0) Report abuse Nothing but nothing can justify this horrendous, appalling and totally disproportionate blitzkrieg by Israel on civilians and on the impoverished Palestinian infrastructure. More innocent Palestinian men, women and children have been killed or wounded by this single incursion with its indiscriminate bombardment than all the Israeli casualties from the homemade rockets of Palestinian freedom fighters. - Roger Thomas, Guildford, England, 10/7/2006 06:54 Click to rate Rating 1 Report abuse The answer is simple. Israel should get off Palestiniam land, including Jerusalem. The Palestinians who fight the Israeli aggression are Resistance fighters, trying to rid their country of a cruel army of occupation, and resisting the Israeli policies of Lebensraum and ghettoisation and collective punishment. Retreat to the 1967 borders as the International Community demand, and then sue for peace Read more: My cousin's kidnappers are not 'militants' ...they're terrorists, just like the 7/7 bombers | Mail Online

I have great respect for postmen. But for seeing tits, the best job to have is window cleaner. A great friend of mine, who is now a lawyer, worked as a window cleaner to get through university. It was basically Carry On window-cleaning....tits galore. The 2nd worse job I ever had was working in a shop in Scarborough. It was brain numbing. I think they are all inbred there. Great ice-creams though.....Jackonelis in North Street with yellow ice on top. What a bloody awful place in winter.

“Daily Mail” 2007 16 stone short fat Jonathan Sigmund Shalit felt floor give way beneath his feet on his way to eat. Could it have been that one wafeur-thin mint too much after the previous feed? The ground moved - literally - for the well-padded showbiz manager Jonathan Shalit, who is holidaying in Barbados with the likes of Sir Philip Green and Simon Cowell. Arriving at Daphne's restaurant with celebrity fitness trainer Laurel Alper, niece of horse-racing millionaire Michael Tabor, 16-stone Shalit felt the floor give way. "The floor broke under me, but it wasn't my weight. I am very light on my feet," says Shalit, who has lost a stone on doctor's orders and has been taking dietary advice from Laurel, 38. "She tells me that if I am at a buffet I must eat only one portion of protein," says Shalit. He managed to limp to his table, where Laurel restricted him to a low-calorie meal of lobster and salad. Read more: Spilling the beans on the fake sheik | Mail Online Jonathan Sigmund Shalit Corrigan Brothers and “their legendary manager Jonathan Shalit” emulate The Beatles and Brian Epstein.....NOT: Who writes this crap? “In 1964 the Beatles arrived in NYC and did a host of TV and Radio and then traveled by train to Washington to perform live. Forty Five years later Corrigan Brothers did the exact same thing. With Canon Stephen Neill, Ed Godsell,Henry Healy,Peter Creighton,Sinead O’Donnell,Willy Dunne and Ger Hogan Corrigan Brothers swept like a whirlwind through the might USA. Corrigan Brothers -Times Square Arriving in NYC on 15 Jan the brothers headed straight for Paddy Reillys pub for a recording and interview with the CBS coast to coast TV shoe, The Sunday Morning Show. To Pacifica Radio for a phone in and then to Fox NYC for a live performance of the song Corrigan Brothers then traveled to Decca,Universal Offices to meet their USA label for an album review. Plans made for an album release and photos taken with the wonderful Decca team the boys lunched with their legendary manager Jonathan Shalit whose fur hat Induced many reactions from animal lovers all over the world.(It look like it was made from one hundred rabbits, he bought it in Moscow during a cold spell). Sunday 18 saw the boys hook up with the rest of the party, Musicians, Ger Hogan,Willy Dunne,Peter Creighton and Sinead O’Donnell radio tour de force from I105 along with Documentary Maker Ed Godsell,Irish Mail Journalist Cormac McQuinn,Canon Stephen Neill and Obama Cousin Henry Healy. Some drinks were had. Yellow taxis were hailed! Monday 19 the team Amtracked to DC performing the song on route. The brothers walked through DC in Corrigan Brothers t- shirts and were mobbed by locals, “you guys wrote that awesome song,sing it for my wife,I’ll call her on my cell phone”. We were humbled. Folowing a performance for BBC World,News 24 and a chat with C4s John Snow the boys and party relaxed n the warmth of the Shuylers gamily home and had a wonderful evening. Tues 20, perfoming the ng on the metro to great applause the boys were filmed as they alighted by ABC7 Washington. They then went to the Ronald Reasan centre and played the parade route as Mr Obama passed, he waved and we waved back. Then straight to the Irish American Dems ball where Governor O’Malley introduced the boys as the writers of the best campaign song ever. They brought the house down! Former Taoiseach John Bruton, Ambassador Michael Collins and Irish voice editor Neil O’Dowd sang along with gusto and pride. Then to the Dubliner pub, played by the Chieftans and Van Morrisson to perform it again, they howled and hollered for more more more! Weds 21st, Front gates of White House for a live performance, see youtube (Corrigan Brothers in Dc), in the back ground at the top left window Mr Obama sings along! Then to James Hobans bar to perform again. “ You brothers rock, pls stay in DC”. Thurs 22- a final performance outside the airport and home. Yes he can.” USA Trip 2009

“Daily Mail” 2007 16 stone short fat Jonathan Sigmund Shalit felt floor give way beneath his feet on his way to eat. Could it have been that one wafeur-thin mint too much after the previous feed? "The ground moved - literally - for the well-padded showbiz manager Jonathan Shalit, who is holidaying in Barbados with the likes of Sir Philip Green and Simon Cowell. Arriving at Daphne's restaurant with celebrity fitness trainer Laurel Alper, niece of horse-racing millionaire Michael Tabor, 16-stone Shalit felt the floor give way. "The floor broke under me, but it wasn't my weight. I am very light on my feet," says Shalit, who has lost a stone on doctor's orders and has been taking dietary advice from Laurel, 38. "She tells me that if I am at a buffet I must eat only one portion of protein," says Shalit. He managed to limp to his table, where Laurel restricted him to a low-calorie meal of lobster and salad." Read more: Spilling the beans on the fake sheik | Mail Online Jonathan Sigmund Shalit Corrigan Brothers and “their legendary manager Jonathan Shalit” emulate The Beatles and Brian Epstein.....NOT: Who writes this crap? “In 1964 the Beatles arrived in NYC and did a host of TV and Radio and then traveled by train to Washington to perform live. Forty Five years later Corrigan Brothers did the exact same thing. With Canon Stephen Neill, Ed Godsell,Henry Healy,Peter Creighton,Sinead O’Donnell,Willy Dunne and Ger Hogan Corrigan Brothers swept like a whirlwind through the might USA. Corrigan Brothers -Times Square Arriving in NYC on 15 Jan the brothers headed straight for Paddy Reillys pub for a recording and interview with the CBS coast to coast TV shoe, The Sunday Morning Show. To Pacifica Radio for a phone in and then to Fox NYC for a live performance of the song Corrigan Brothers then traveled to Decca,Universal Offices to meet their USA label for an album review. Plans made for an album release and photos taken with the wonderful Decca team the boys lunched with their legendary manager Jonathan Shalit whose fur hat Induced many reactions from animal lovers all over the world.(It look like it was made from one hundred rabbits, he bought it in Moscow during a cold spell). Sunday 18 saw the boys hook up with the rest of the party, Musicians, Ger Hogan,Willy Dunne,Peter Creighton and Sinead O’Donnell radio tour de force from I105 along with Documentary Maker Ed Godsell,Irish Mail Journalist Cormac McQuinn,Canon Stephen Neill and Obama Cousin Henry Healy. Some drinks were had. Yellow taxis were hailed! Monday 19 the team Amtracked to DC performing the song on route. The brothers walked through DC in Corrigan Brothers t- shirts and were mobbed by locals, “you guys wrote that awesome song,sing it for my wife,I’ll call her on my cell phone”. We were humbled. Folowing a performance for BBC World,News 24 and a chat with C4s John Snow the boys and party relaxed n the warmth of the Shuylers gamily home and had a wonderful evening. Tues 20, perfoming the ng on the metro to great applause the boys were filmed as they alighted by ABC7 Washington. They then went to the Ronald Reasan centre and played the parade route as Mr Obama passed, he waved and we waved back. Then straight to the Irish American Dems ball where Governor O’Malley introduced the boys as the writers of the best campaign song ever. They brought the house down! Former Taoiseach John Bruton, Ambassador Michael Collins and Irish voice editor Neil O’Dowd sang along with gusto and pride. Then to the Dubliner pub, played by the Chieftans and Van Morrisson to perform it again, they howled and hollered for more more more! Weds 21st, Front gates of White House for a live performance, see youtube (Corrigan Brothers in Dc), in the back ground at the top left window Mr Obama sings along! Then to James Hobans bar to perform again. “ You brothers rock, pls stay in DC”. Thurs 22- a final performance outside the airport and home. Yes he can.” USA Trip 2009

SHOCK HORROR: Charlotte Church calls Jonathan Shalit a “Wanker” .....elsewhere he is referred to as a “Fat Fuck.” Being N Dubz (being pricks more like it) « All in tha Game If like me you thought N Dubz were the biggest pricks walking this earth before watching their recent Channel 4 show (ingeniously title “Being N Dubz”) then you were wrong they are even bigger pricks than that. Dappy, Fazer and Tulisa make up the group N Dubz and their documentary style programme tragically saw its last episode air last night which is sad because I was only a few more episodes away from planning a mission to hunt the fuckers down and have them beaten to within an inch of their lives. Hate is a strong word but to say I hate N Dubz wouldn’t be enough. They come from humble beginnings but that’s where it stops they simply couldn’t be more up their own arses if they tried conceited, arrogant, self-absorbed obnoxious and over-confident despite a severe lack of talent. They talk as if they are making music that will last forever but with lyrics like “I’ve been searching all over Facebook and I can’t seem to find you” something tells me they aren’t quite up there with Bob Marley or Bob Dylan just yet. If the plan of the documentary was to make them look down to earth and likeable they failed miserably. The fat fuck that manages (Jonathan Shalit) them you might recognize remember a MTV show called “Totally Boyband” yeah I didn’t think so anyway it was this musical genius’ idea to make a boy band comprised of former failed boy band members and turn it into a TV show which lasted about as long as the band did. He is responsible for Charlotte Church among other acts and is a prime example of someone who would try to sell you a bag of shit if he thought it was feasible. If your reading and this and thinking I’m wrong that I’ve somehow not seen N Dubz as the brilliant innovative artists they are and that they really are nice people deep down then I urge you just to read the part title “Controversy” on their wikipedia page and tell me they don’t sound like the biggest cunts ever. N-Dubz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia And get this not only was their last dj accused of rape but now their drummer has been to court on allegations of sexual assault. They are setting a great example for the kids don’t you think? No sleep till Cardiff - Telegraph Jonathan Shalit claimed Maria Church was edging him out so she could take control of her goldmine daughter. In fact, Charlotte 'couldn't stand the man. I said to my mum, "If I have to work with him, I'm not singing another note." She said, "This will cost you so much, Charl, you'll have to pay him off." I said, "I don't care." He was eccentric… I'm limited on what I can say. But he's said enough about me, stupid w***er.' After a truncated High Court hearing, Church paid her departed manager a £1.2 million settlement. But at least she was free of him. Meet the secret of Myleene's success | Life and style | The Guardian Meet the secret of Myleene's success Comments (9) Take a moment to salute Lost in Showbiz's Man of the Week, Jonathan Shalit. For all of you who have ever wondered about the meaning behind Myleene "did I mention I play the piano" Klass, behold your answer: there is no meaning, only the canny hand of Shalit. Shalit is also the genius we have to thank for the tenacious presence of that other great modern talent, Konnie Huq, who last weekend was complaining that she wasn't taken as seriously as David Dimbleby and, ooh, have you seen her on the cover of FHM? According to his own website, Shalit is "one of the most exciting Entertainment Impressarios in the UK" and, having represented Big Brovaz and now Christopher Biggins, who could doubt it? Sparing no expense when it comes to investigative journalism, I phone up Shalit to try to get a handle on the man's modus operandi. Hello, Jonathan! "Hello, Tina!" Um, OK. So anyway, what next for Myleene - world domination? "You know, people think Myleene has some big plot for her life that she maps out every night - but she doesn't!" Actually, this column never thought anything about her but that's an exclusive: Myleene doesn't plot! "American entertainment presenters - they just wouldn't make it into the top 10 in the UK. That's why Myleene and people like Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay and Cat Deeley are so successful there - " Click, brrrr. Ladies and gentlemen, Jonathan Shalit! Comments are now closed for this entry. Staff Contributor Jane4444 22 May 2009, 12:33AM Theres me thinking Mylene Klass was a Cheshire Cat grinning, self promoting, fame hungry, trample my granny for the publicity, have I been in EVERY advert in the UK yet, GIT. And all this while she was an innocent porn in this mans evil game of World domination. Poor Mylene. Its not her fault after all. Recommend? (3) Report abuse Clip | Link jamie12 22 May 2009, 1:59AM Is it possible to have innocent porn? I hope so. Recommend? (9) Report abuse Clip | Link starkwood 22 May 2009, 10:05AM i googled myleene klass and porn and came up with this rubbish Recommend? (15) Report abuse Clip | Link scepticalgirl 22 May 2009, 11:35AM Since Myleene also has a separate publicist Shalit can only take part of the credit/blame for this media saturation of her. Recommend? (1) Report abuse Clip | Link wonderblog 22 May 2009, 3:35PM Sorry, I've read this piece three times now and I still don't understand it. Seriously, do you get paid for this crap? Recommend? (3) Report abuse Clip | Link Jane4444 22 May 2009, 4:19PM Ooops. porn - pawn But then with MK what do you get but barely disguised porn with her pouting provocatively at the screen while she shows us her latest trick that allows us mortals to see just how bloody brilliant she is? 'See, I can sing, I can dance, I can present a live TV programme, I'm the Forces' Sweetheart, I can frown with deep care at sick children, I can play the piano, I've got glossy hair, I can marry a perfect man AND have a perfect baby within a year. How bloody brilliant am I?' Oh just sod off you smug bitch. Recommend? (3) Report abuse Clip | Link Chris244 23 May 2009, 2:26AM I alos just read this twice and whilst i think i get the point, its a very confusing way of articulating a somewhat pointless, erm, point Recommend? (3) Report abuse Clip | Link herrdobler 26 May 2009, 11:03AM Didn't he get sacked by Charlotte Church? 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SHOCK HORROR: Charlotte Church calls Jonathan Shalit a “Wanker” .....elsewhere he is referred to as a “Fat Fuck.” Being N Dubz (being pricks more like it) « All in tha Game If like me you thought N Dubz were the biggest pricks walking this earth before watching their recent Channel 4 show (ingeniously title “Being N Dubz”) then you were wrong they are even bigger pricks than that. Dappy, Fazer and Tulisa make up the group N Dubz and their documentary style programme tragically saw its last episode air last night which is sad because I was only a few more episodes away from planning a mission to hunt the fuckers down and have them beaten to within an inch of their lives. Hate is a strong word but to say I hate N Dubz wouldn’t be enough. They come from humble beginnings but that’s where it stops they simply couldn’t be more up their own arses if they tried conceited, arrogant, self-absorbed obnoxious and over-confident despite a severe lack of talent. They talk as if they are making music that will last forever but with lyrics like “I’ve been searching all over Facebook and I can’t seem to find you” something tells me they aren’t quite up there with Bob Marley or Bob Dylan just yet. If the plan of the documentary was to make them look down to earth and likeable they failed miserably. The fat fuck that manages (Jonathan Shalit) them you might recognize remember a MTV show called “Totally Boyband” yeah I didn’t think so anyway it was this musical genius’ idea to make a boy band comprised of former failed boy band members and turn it into a TV show which lasted about as long as the band did. He is responsible for Charlotte Church among other acts and is a prime example of someone who would try to sell you a bag of shit if he thought it was feasible. If your reading and this and thinking I’m wrong that I’ve somehow not seen N Dubz as the brilliant innovative artists they are and that they really are nice people deep down then I urge you just to read the part title “Controversy” on their wikipedia page and tell me they don’t sound like the biggest cunts ever. N-Dubz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia And get this not only was their last dj accused of rape but now their drummer has been to court on allegations of sexual assault. They are setting a great example for the kids don’t you think? No sleep till Cardiff - Telegraph Jonathan Shalit claimed Maria Church was edging him out so she could take control of her goldmine daughter. In fact, Charlotte 'couldn't stand the man. I said to my mum, "If I have to work with him, I'm not singing another note." She said, "This will cost you so much, Charl, you'll have to pay him off." I said, "I don't care." He was eccentric… I'm limited on what I can say. But he's said enough about me, stupid w***er.' After a truncated High Court hearing, Church paid her departed manager a £1.2 million settlement. But at least she was free of him. Meet the secret of Myleene's success | Life and style | The Guardian Meet the secret of Myleene's success Comments (9) Take a moment to salute Lost in Showbiz's Man of the Week, Jonathan Shalit. For all of you who have ever wondered about the meaning behind Myleene "did I mention I play the piano" Klass, behold your answer: there is no meaning, only the canny hand of Shalit. Shalit is also the genius we have to thank for the tenacious presence of that other great modern talent, Konnie Huq, who last weekend was complaining that she wasn't taken as seriously as David Dimbleby and, ooh, have you seen her on the cover of FHM? According to his own website, Shalit is "one of the most exciting Entertainment Impressarios in the UK" and, having represented Big Brovaz and now Christopher Biggins, who could doubt it? Sparing no expense when it comes to investigative journalism, I phone up Shalit to try to get a handle on the man's modus operandi. Hello, Jonathan! "Hello, Tina!" Um, OK. So anyway, what next for Myleene - world domination? "You know, people think Myleene has some big plot for her life that she maps out every night - but she doesn't!" Actually, this column never thought anything about her but that's an exclusive: Myleene doesn't plot! "American entertainment presenters - they just wouldn't make it into the top 10 in the UK. That's why Myleene and people like Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay and Cat Deeley are so successful there - " Click, brrrr. Ladies and gentlemen, Jonathan Shalit! Comments are now closed for this entry. Staff Contributor Jane4444 22 May 2009, 12:33AM Theres me thinking Mylene Klass was a Cheshire Cat grinning, self promoting, fame hungry, trample my granny for the publicity, have I been in EVERY advert in the UK yet, GIT. And all this while she was an innocent porn in this mans evil game of World domination. Poor Mylene. Its not her fault after all. Recommend? (3) Report abuse Clip | Link jamie12 22 May 2009, 1:59AM Is it possible to have innocent porn? I hope so. Recommend? (9) Report abuse Clip | Link starkwood 22 May 2009, 10:05AM i googled myleene klass and porn and came up with this rubbish Recommend? (15) Report abuse Clip | Link scepticalgirl 22 May 2009, 11:35AM Since Myleene also has a separate publicist Shalit can only take part of the credit/blame for this media saturation of her. Recommend? (1) Report abuse Clip | Link wonderblog 22 May 2009, 3:35PM Sorry, I've read this piece three times now and I still don't understand it. Seriously, do you get paid for this crap? Recommend? (3) Report abuse Clip | Link Jane4444 22 May 2009, 4:19PM Ooops. porn - pawn But then with MK what do you get but barely disguised porn with her pouting provocatively at the screen while she shows us her latest trick that allows us mortals to see just how bloody brilliant she is? 'See, I can sing, I can dance, I can present a live TV programme, I'm the Forces' Sweetheart, I can frown with deep care at sick children, I can play the piano, I've got glossy hair, I can marry a perfect man AND have a perfect baby within a year. How bloody brilliant am I?' Oh just sod off you smug bitch. Recommend? (3) Report abuse Clip | Link Chris244 23 May 2009, 2:26AM I alos just read this twice and whilst i think i get the point, its a very confusing way of articulating a somewhat pointless, erm, point Recommend? (3) Report abuse Clip | Link herrdobler 26 May 2009, 11:03AM Didn't he get sacked by Charlotte Church? Think it was during the gap between 'Voice of an Angel' Charlotte and binge-drinking asbo-boyfriend Charlotte. Correct me if I've mis-remembered, I can't be bothered to look it up. Recommend? (0) Report abuse Clip | Link qazqaz 26 May 2009, 2:08PM

I'm not a liar. It WAS Pete, a great guy and I've drank with him a few times. Never drank with Cuddley though. Worst job I've ever had was at a record mail-order, stuffing records in packaging in a building infested with flees.......itched every day.

What's The Worst Job you've ever had? I've had quite a few really bad ones.....wouldn't know where to start. I met a guy once in a bar who said his worst job was pulling lobsters out of Jane Mansfields' arsehole. His name was Pete.

I know that you div but I didn't want anyone to misconstrue and spoil things. Neither am I. Peace Bruv.

Pope, I like you but Racism doesn't do it for me and that could be misconstrued. Also I don't do libel. But defamation is fine as long as it is true, fair comment or opinion. Saying Jonathan Shalit is a twat is an opinion, it's not libel. Someone posted that fun with Shailt involved libel. Where is the libel in any single post on LIverpool Way? It's not about religion but about being an unbearable twat all over the Telly and the national press, showing off like a twat...."I am...I am...I know...I've got...I've been...I've done...and looking lack a fat prick....telling people to "Take me seriously"....on and on...shamelessly, like nobody else, ever. What a twat. Anyhow, I'd rather post about something else now. I play guitar and did post in Orange amps thread and someone brought Shalit into it. But don't you think Shalit is amazing? Now I'm going to try very, very hard to stop mentioning him again. I'm over it. PLease, nobody provoke me. Blackberry Way Absolutely pouring down with rain Its a terrible day Up with a lark Silly girl I don't know what to say She was running away So now Im standing on the corner Lost, in the things that I say What am I supposed to do now-w (Chorus) Goodbye Blackberry Way I can't see you I don't need you Goodbye Blackberry Way Sure to want me back another day

Didn't mean to ignore you THEBITCH. What he has done to me is exist. I've actually seen him once, being a total TWAT. So no doubt have countless others. He is quite simply the biggest twat I have ever seen or heard of in my entire life. And he must be nuclear powered because he just keeps on coming no matter how many call him "C..t" or twat. Jonathan Shalit.....coming soon....on a Television, live show or newspaper near you...and coming...and coming I'm not alone in my opinion of this twat

Not everyone agrees with you: TK-421.... “'I’ve read the words and seen the pictures. He does indeed appear to be a massive twat. Well done.” MANNY... “He looks like a twat.” DENNIS TOOTH... “No I'm sorry but after reading about the chicken choker's life, he was deffo worthy of a thread of his own for his cuntfoolery. I'll seriously slam this guys head into a wall if I ever spot him coming out of Scotts or The Ivy. Several times. What a complete cuntcocker.” PADDYBERGER15... “No, he's just getting really, really interesting now.” STRONTIUM DOG... “As horribly wretched as this thread is, I cannot help but be amused by the fact it's currently result #13 in a Google Search for "Jonathan Shalit". DIRTY_SANCHEZ... “He may have a point though. If this bloke is responsible for N'Dubz, he does need some kind of violence perpetuated against him. What do you call a girl with two clunges? N'Dubz.”

Well you may not want to know this but others are interested. Did you know that Roseann McBride allegedly called Jonathan Shalit a C..T ? "Win a night with Roseann McBride Story filed Tuesday, 24 October 2006 Have you been watching Totally Boyband? It has, as we 'riskily' predicted a few months ago, been absolutely amazing, apart from the bit with that twat at the press conference. Things we have liked: 1. The Latch's house, and his horrible taste in ornaments. 2. Danny's inability to have a discussion with someone without accusing them of not listening and informing them that they are not listening by talking over them when they are trying to talk. 3. Jimmy's obvious proximity to a nervous breakdown / killing spree. The thing we have mostly liked is Roseann McBride at the band's label, Concept. Roseann gives a voice to anyone who has ever had to work with an idiot popstar and is the star of this series just as she was the star of Totally Scott-Lee. So far in the series her greatest hits include calling Jonathan Shalit a cunt and relishing every minor disaster and setback with a glee that has quickly established her as the pop industry's answer to Blanche Hunt. "

You can book Jonathan Shalit to talk after dinner (or no doubt after lunch or breakfast." Does he do it for the money or for the food? "TALK management recommends Jonathan Shalit as an After Dinner Speaker, Keynote Conference Speaker, Business Speaker and Conference or Awards Host. Entrepreneur and entertainment impresario Jonathan Shalit is one of the UK’s most highly regarded Managers of talent in Music and Television. As well as his commitment to developing new talent into the stars of tomorrow, Jonathan also runs his own Music Production and Publishing company. Jonathan’s business empire, has taken him from London to New York and Hollywood. He is involved in all genres of music from urban black music through to pop and musical theatre, having contracts with EMI, Sony and Universal. He has recorded some of the greatest artists in the world. Jonathan `re-discovered` the late legendary harmonica player Larry Adler, with who he produced a huge selling Gershwin tribute album with Sir George `Beatles` Martin. Artists including Elton John, Sting, Cher, Peter Gabriel, Jon Bon Jovi, Carly Simon, Meat Loaf and Lisa Stansfield. Currently Jonathan represents such international artists as: Jamelia, Big Brovaz, Ruthie Henshall and record producer Chris Porter. Jonathan is of course best known for having discovered Charlotte Church in 1997, then guiding her to being the biggest selling British singer in the world, selling over 7 million CDs. Jonathan`s association with Charlotte took her from school concerts to singing at the Hollywood Bowl, TV shows across America, the world and into the Guinness Book of Records. Aside from developing the careers of numerous stars Jonathan has overseen the publishing of books and recorded The Royal National Theatre`s award winning musical production of Stephen Sondheim`s A Little Night Music. Jonathan also works in television on both sides of the Atlantic having co-produced television specials for both LWT and the BBC, and developed programmes for PBS in America. Jonathan`s entrance into the entertainment industry followed a highly successful career in marketing - working at the world`s then most successful advertising agency, Saatchi and Saatchi, then running his own international marketing consultancy. His financial acumen having evolved from a brief stint in the City, as Broker at Lloyd`s of London. Outside of work Jonathan competes in triathlon for fun, loves sailing and debating current affairs with his friends. He is a trustee of The Chicken Shed Theatre Company, Regain - The Trust for Sports Tetraplegics and the Variety Club of Great Britain. A colourful character Jonathan is available for after dinner speaking, and conference keynote speaking - sharing amusing stories, lessons learnt whilst building his business, how to spot talent and the magic ingredients for success. Jonathan is also available to host award ceremonies. If you would like further suggestions for an After Dinner Speaker, Motivational Speaker, Keynote Speaker, Conference Speaker, Business Speaker, Celebrity Speaker, Sports Speaker, Conference Facilitator, Awards Host, Comedian or Voice Over. Feel free to contact the TALK management team on 020 8896 2222."

Hi There Pop-pickers.....it's PICK OF THE POPS and today's fast riser is that great title "How Awesome is Jonathan Shalit" up on the Google Search Jonathan Shalit Charts from nowhere, with a bullet....and straight in at Number 16. WOW, what a hit. Simon Cowell, eat your heart out. Biggest former climber on GOOGLE Hit Parade was Jonathan Shalit TWAT now down to Number 20 But two hits in the top 20 at the same time....WOW. Is Jonathan Shalit the new Elvis? Yeah, yeah, yeah. P.S. 92,000 pages are listed on the Jonathan Shalit Google Chart.

Suppose we'll soon be reading in the national press that Liverpool fans have voted Jonathan Shalit as being awesome? He'll no doubt go out to lunch to celebrate.

You could have a point as he's truly awesome at everything he does, including having lunch and therein lies a risk. If he lunches footballers too much they may get as unfit as some of the showbiz stars and legends who Jonathan Shalit lunches with. And as for him, have you seen his belly? It looks like it's bursting with lunch. Katie Nichol, "Daily Mail" wrote "I've just got back from a rather long lunch at the fabulous Ivy Club with agent to the stars Jonathan Shalit." There you have it. Football stars don't need "rather long lunches" all the time, do they?

Charlotte doesn't think he's "Awesome" although I doubt she'll post about it as she does not want to be sued. Jonathan Shalit "freaked (her) out." Come On Charlotte....Tell It Like It Is. I want to know all about how Shalit behaved with you. Church Blasts Ex-Manager Shalit Teen diva CHARLOTTE CHURCH has slammed her ex-manager JONATHAN SHALIT - branding him a dislikable character. The VOICE OF AN ANGEL singer was involved in a bitter legal wrangle with Shalit in 2000 in which he took $3 million (GBP2 million) in an out-of-court settlement. And Church is horrified that her mother MARIA was the target of the negative publicity surrounding Shalit's dismissal. She says, "It was me, it was my decision first. He was an eccentric man, freaked me out. I can't say too much because he'll probably sue me again. "One time I did the MTV awards and he commented about how my chest looked in this top. To a load of businessmen. I was 14. I was really embarrassed. That's one of the things that really made me go, 'No. Get him away', I didn't like him for ages. "All my mum's ever tried to do is protect me and everybody wanted to stereotype her into the pushy mum role. And she was never that, it was me, I was mad when I was younger, I was so confident I just pushed myself all the way. "My mum was, 'Well, if you're not happy, love, we've got to sort out the problem'. So we did. And it cost."