HornsOfJericho

Fucking hell. Listen, Roy won't be doing this all on his own. He'll appoint an astute tactical assistant, or coach at least(like Pellegrino for Rafa) and he'll appoint some attacking and defensive coaches. His main job will be to motivate the team on team talks and that bastard could inspire and motivate anyone; the loveable Grandad cunt. People need to stop being so fucking depressing.

Yep, I want him. He's a don and I look forward to next season now :)

Clearly we are going to sell Mascherano, Torres, Gerrard, Johnson, Reina, Kuyt, Benayoun, Reira, Babel and not buy any replacements. Then we can start games with Plessis, N'Gog, Spearing, Derby, Kelly, Weijl and Kyrgiakos in goal. That's exactly what's going to happen next year.

Go kill yourself, you worthless sack of shit.

Fuck him as well. Give Willy Bouma a call. Was a great left back before he got injured. This manager lark is a piece of piss. I could get a team just as good as Man City, Spurs, and Villa with freebees.

I wasn't aware :( Just come back from holiday. Fuck it, I don't even need him. Start the Gamst instead.8)

Let us do this FM style :yes: Only players worth keeping (not including the youth) are: Reina Johnson Carra Agger Aquilani Gerrard Maxi Torres Keep because I can't be assed looking for squad players: Skrtel Lucas (Fuck. Me) N'Gog Insua Kyrgiakos Nemeth Selling on because they want to leave, or because I believe they are dogshit: Mascherano: 35 Kuyt: 12 Benayoun: 5 Riera: 5 Babel: 8 Aurelio: Free Cavalieri: 3 Degen: Quid Plessis: Quid El Zahr: Quid With all that shit gone, I've managed to raise £68mil and 3 quid. I'm in most need of a player to fill left back, defensive mid, and a winger, with a striker as cover. Signings: Left back: Salcido of PSV. Around 8mil at most. Can cover all parts of the defence and is quite attacking when needed. Left winger: Hulk of Porto. Porto have had a shit season also and I think he might want to move. Can also play up front so provides great cover for when Torres is injured. Around 13mil will get him. Defensive Midfielder: Sully Muntari. 15mil: Battering ram and a very smart defensive midfielder. That comes to around £36million. The rest can go on paying for the loan or something. ----------------------------------------------------------- IF. IF we had to sell all the same players and had no money, then I would purchase the following on a free: Left back: Capdevila Left mid: Martin Petrov Defensive mid: Edmilson Because we can get freebees, I'd also take Bresciano who can play both wings and also take Gamst Pedersen and Gudjonsen. We would line up as follows -------------Reina------- Johnson--Sktrel--Agger--Capdevila ------------Edmilson------------- --------Aquilani----------------- ---Maxi-----------------Petrov ----------Gerrard------------ -------------Torres Bench: Hansen Lucas Kyrgiakos Carragher Bresciano Gusjonsen Gamst Pedersen Also: N'Gog Insua Nemeth And that, boys and girls, is how I will win you the league.

I don't think it will.

Selling Mascherano and a few shit players. I presume.

This isn't about Benitez. O_o

I wouldn't mind Roy for a season :)

Even if Mascherano leaves, it's still not "asset stripping". He's made it quite clear that he and his wife are unhappy in England and he wanted to move to Barcelona last summer. He will be looking to leave this year because he wants too, not because the owners are selling to make a quick buck.

He wasn't one of our best players at all. Riena Agger Johnson Masch Aquilani (who actually done more in five games than benayoun in the whole season) Gerrard Torres This is a list of our best players. The rest are squad players and can be replaced.

Some bad mongs here. Benayoun said he wanted to leave even when Benitez was here. This has nothing to do with "asset stripping" or whatever bullshit doom merchants are coming up with these days.

True legend Jamie Carragher 23 Foundation | Jamie Carragher Charity | what we do

True legend Jamie Carragher 23 Foundation | Jamie Carragher Charity | what we do

Why not £100,000? WHy do you think he specifically chose £96,000? Just a random number he plucked out his arse eh?

£96,000 to a millionaire is nothing. Why did he choose £96,000? He's trying to look like some massive fucking saviour and it's sick. He could have chose £100,000 but, no. It had to be £96,000 to make sure he looks like a hero. Carragher donates 10 times as much as that each year to charities and he gets no praise.

It's a blatant PR stunt and you are all lapping it up.

Why didn't he donate £500,000? Or £1,000,000? It's a massive fucking PR stunt and that's what's sick.

Classless? The cunt is a millionaire and just earned a shitload of money. If I donate £96 do I become a legend? Just because it has a 96. Thick cunts. If I was a millionaire, I'd be donating a shit load more than that.

Didn't he just earn £6,000,000 for getting fired? Could have donated all of that.

Looks like the Frankfurt kit. Awesome.

On sky sports news before.

Very limited player. Not really good enough. Done some stuff. Thanks and Bye.