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  1. Stranger: hi You: You: scibbedy beep bop danna na da na na na. I'm the scat man Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  2. When you share a stadium, you share the revenues. This is a major factor in the Italian clubs now deciding to move away from sharing and build their own. From the cunts perspective, there is no way they can make enough money from half a stadium. In fact, Inter came out recently and bemoaned the revenues they are losing out whilst sharing facilities with AC. It's corporate facilities that create the highest percentage revenue per bum on seat/prawn sandwich, and that's where the business plan of sharing fails. Unfortnately, for the bitters, this would automatically increase their revenues, and the council will get a lovely new landmark to put on their tourist brochures. Once we're in with them, there's no escape. Seriously, do people considering this really think it will pull both clubs up to the top table or keep both clubs plateud below (where we are now)? Unless the cunts leave, then we will always be financially fucked.
  3. Are they sure it was the dog? have they got any leads to go on?
  4. this is addictive You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl please You: f/ You: 22/f/US You: you? Stranger: 24 m Stranger: you name Stranger: please You: Helena. What about you. Where are you? Stranger: mahfi Stranger: turkey You: Where's that? Stranger: near greece Stranger: under greece You: Are you a bit fat sweaty turk that likes kebabs? Stranger: ı am turkish man but ıam thin Stranger: ı am fit You: DO you have that greasy skin look like the blokes in the chip shop. Do you have hairy shoulders? Stranger: but turkay famous for cooks Stranger: you are Stranger: rude Stranger: woman You: Yeah, I know. ALl the top restaurants in the world use Turks for their top chefs Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  5. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Wasssuuuuuuppppppp Stranger: notin much hommy g!!! Stranger: u? You: just chillaxin, maxin it ain't too taxin. Stranger: oh thats cool im chillaxin at school being bored 2 death You: Takin it back to tha old school, cos you're an old fool, playin by your own rules Stranger: u know it You: damn straight, I'm a mother fucking pussy beater banging at your front gate Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  6. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi asl Stranger: 17 m il us. U? You: Is 17 above legal age to "do it" in your country? Stranger: u mean sex or pot? You: the bam chika bah wah, hubba hubba, grrrrrrrrr. Stranger: ah i see. on the internet it is i think. idk its not like were gonna meet up n fuck Stranger: why do you wanna know You: why not? I like you. You like me? Stranger: well your pretty nice but your not from this country and im poor You: I pay, you leave family live with me. I make you very happy. Crazy in love. Stranger: cool Stranger: where you from You: Iraq Stranger: wats ur adress so i can come Stranger: sweet Stranger: i heard its a nice place You: you know it Stranger: so you a dude or chick Stranger: ? You: what is chick? Like the animal of the cluck cluck? with the egg from the annuus? Stranger: like a girl Stranger: or a boy You: Ahhh, girl. I girl. I 19 Stranger: ? Stranger: well are you wearing a thing on your head Stranger: cause you gotta in iraq You: Yes, but I pretty underneath. I won beauty contest. it only that slit across eyes though. but I won Stranger: are you
  7. Stranger: Hi Stranger: Asl? You: What is the asl, thank you please? Stranger: Age, Male/Female, Land ;) You: My naming is ben smith thank you. You: Do you have a software malfunctioning? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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