Unless somebody notices how shit Valdes is, but he's got away with it so far, so why would they? You've really got to admire his balls, though. He's easily their worst player but then he goes and asks for a massive pay hike. Who said that thing about hiding in open sight? Still, the most important thing is it should at least end the Pepe thing (which never really caught on) and they're the only club who I think could tempt him back to Spain.
The thing about the Barca/Real rumours is that they worry us as fans more because you sort of know most players would like to play for them, especially Latin ones, as Ronaldo has proved. But there's just so much bollocks that it's hard to know how seriously to take it. Barca's economic adviser came out and said today they have between 30 and 35 million euros to spend this summer, plus whatever they raise from sales. So Sport immediately went and said that meant they were going for Ribery, Villa and Mascherano! On the same day, Villa says he's made a decision or whatever and it gets splashed all over the Spanish papers, which, because of the endless cycle of news repetition which goes on over the summer, gets broadcast over here (in some sort of yellow ticker format, Sky Sports understands). But the thing is that their agendas are so strong that they can't be taken seriously, hence Sport saying "Villa's decided - and it's Barca" and Marca saying "Villa admits he will play for Madrid".
Basically, it's all bollocks. Sorry it took me such a long time to say that.