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Cadana SER also made a lot of fuzz about us signing a big spanish player which turned out to be Jeffren who we were 'interested' in. He's now going to Udinese? Won't happen ever. Football is football, but Xabi knows how highly he is regarded here and would never go to those incested cocksniffers.

Good luck to him. I know nothing about him too make a judgement, or well. I know that he's had injury issues and he's on a free transfer. Don't know what to think.

Such a good name that as well. Xherdan Shaqiri. Imagine making songs for him. He's 18 isn't he? Looks to be the real deal him. We have scouts there I'm sure. And according to the mongfest that is twitter. We are looking at (seriously) 3 players. Mata, Jeffren, Shaqiri, Martinez, Bojan, Wickham. Anyone else?

I'm sure someone did something like this using Freddy Adu as the hoaxname

Kebabs!

I'm all for getting Adam and Downing. It's all about squad depth when it comes down to it. Don't want us to get fucked because we get injuries. Some people say our budget is around 50-80m£ + sales. Some say we don't have a budget. We'll spend what we need to spend. If we have players like Adam & Downing on the bench instead of players like Cole and Poulsen it's not gonna do us any harm. Is it? Spice up these signings with the Mata's et all. Sorted. DEPTH

Hazard Mata Hulk would do me fine, get it done Damien. Get it sorted. Use Cole, Maxi, Poulsen, The greek, Konch as makeweight. Sorted

Fuck off with this Barton shite. No fucking thanks. The cunt nearly ripped Xabis leg off. The ugly cunted moustache fuckhead. Cunt. Plus he is shite. "Best midfielder in England" MY GIGANTIC ARSE.

Don't be a charlie uniform november tango. It can prove to be HAZARDOUS!!

Yeah, please excuse me though. All this Hazard talk has rushed all my blood to my penis so I am not thinking clearly.

I don't think they'll sell both, no chance. They'll play CL football next year, but the interest in Hazard is so massive that I think they'll be forced to let him go, only for a massive amount though, and spend that money on new players for CL. Hazard is the reason I watch french football. He was superb against us in the Europa League also, at home. Make a cheeky bid for his younger brother also, Thorgan (at Lens) and hope that they are good pals despite being brothers maybe that'll lure him here.

I don't think they'll sell both, no chance. They'll play CL football next year, but the interest in Hazard is so massive that I think they'll be forced to let him go, only for a massive amount though, and spend that money on new players for CL. Hazard is the reason I watch french football. He was superb against us in the Europa League also, at home.

I'd be happy with either of Gervinho and Hazard, but my absolute dream signing would be Eden Hazard. I fucking love that kid. I've tried to watch every Lille game, and he's just such a good player to watch. Immense talent. I think he's succedeed with the most dribbles this season as well, by quite a margin also. Fucking player he'll be. Gervinho is also a great player, he has so much pace, and trickery \ does the unexpected, but he is also quite wastful and can do some dumb things now and then, not a fully equipped football brain. I'd love to have them both, to be fucking honest. Lille are playing Sochaux today, and can secure the french title. After winning the Cup against PSG in the weekend.

Incest is wincest.

Not shit, but he's not the same player that won Ballon d`or, is he? I'd much prefer Hazard. Actually, i'd suck a dozen cocks if that would help in any way to land him.

Sammy Lee at DW. Watching Baines or N'Zogbia, I suppose? Or perhaps McCarthy? Cahill?

Doesn't make any difference that, VDS is a good keeper, but Reina is the best keeper in the fucking world.

Hit you good and proper that, didn't it.

Good thing he is from Belgium then

First and foremost, we are a bigger club. Secondly, if Hazard came here, he'd not only be a starter, he'd be a key key player whereas at Arsenal they have plenty of players in his position, and he wouldn't be a guaranteed starter. Also, our football has not been to shabby since the Kings return, and I think he'd be very interested in playing here, but that could just be my wishful thinking. I would fucking love having him here, he's been quiet in the last couple of games for Lille, but I read some stat the other day about him being the player that has been fouled the most in the french league. He is gonna be a star, hope he ends up being a star for us. That being said, I wouldn't mind Sanchez coming here either ;)

Aye. Sanchez will probably end up at Chelsea, but if Hazard had to choose from us or Arsenal, I think he'd be tempted to play under Kenny, tbh.. And also.. Macedonian_Red. That the Macedonian_I_Know_It_All_Red from RAWK? Please no.

Many interesting players in Italy. Lavezzi, Pastore, Sanchez, Cavani, Hamsik, Zarate(?), Jovetic, Babacar(FM HERO) & Inler. Nice list that. Pastore, Sanchez probably the ones that are the least likely to end up here, but nothing would make me happier! Anything new on the Hazard \ Sanchez front?

Gonna be sat at VG Upper myself, was there when we beat Valerenga 4-1 last time. Was a fucking perfect day that. Oslo was full of reds, and I was hammered in good time before the game started. Was just a fucking ace day. Sara's Telt was such a good time.

Taking big threats out of the game, but could cost us a pen. I know a lot of players do it, and that Skrtel isn't the only one, but I see him doing it several times every game, and it's just a question of time when referees actually do their job and award a pen (Which it should be, in all fairness. They just dont have the bollocks, as it happens way to often. Which again, is their fault) If someone did that to Carroll we'd be fuming, asking for a pen.