Mudface

3 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

This 'starboy' nonsense 

Even the fucking BBC  doing it now. Its gone to far and needs to be stopped. 

 

We make a exception for 3 Stacks and his studs but this is worse. Graham Rix behaviour 

What the fuck is a 'starboy'?

From https://www.givemesport.com/when-did-every-premier-league-club-last-win-a-major-trophy/

You can throw in Portsmouth, Wigan, Leicester (league, league cup- twice- and FA cup), Swansea and Middlesborough to teams that have won something since 1995.

Fantastic- https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/mar/12/champions-league-draw-to-be-made-by-computer-due-to-complex-new-format

5 hours ago, cloggypop said:

She's taken the kids and moved in with her ma.

William spotted on CCTV.

14 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

My mate was convinced that the Goat pub has strippers on who let you bang them on stage. We ended up there after being on an all dayer in town but there were just a couple of old fellas in there with their dogs playing chess and moaning about losing money on horse racing. 

 

It was one of the biggest disappointments of his entire life. 

Dogs playing chess and complaining about losing bets sounds ace though.

Had pretty much the same opinion as @AngryOfTuebrook above and had completely forgotten about them, but caught Up The Bracket on the radio recently and vanished down the (rather short) rabbit hole. There's some good stuff, even on the second album which pretty much killed them in my eyes- along with Docherty's nonsense. New album out soon, and the last one was pretty decent really.

41 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Why are drive thrus getting narrower and narrower I feel like I need the fucking magic bus from Harry potter these days.

It's a new nanny state health initiative to keep the tubsters out.

7 minutes ago, Curly said:

Ake was offside too though. 
 

 

Edit - scrap that. Can’t be offside from a corner apparently 

 

Double edit - I’ve played and watched football for 30 years and never knew that!

Throw in and, slightly odd one, goal kick too. So any restart because of the ball being out of play.

7 minutes ago, Curly said:

Was Mike Dean the commentator ref for the league cup final? Because if he was and said 2 completely opposite things about the exact situation of blocking from a set-piece, he’s an absolute fucking fraud.

You can't be offside from a corner though, that's why the decision went against us in the league cup. Bullshit obviously, but that's the reason.

59 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

That lefty bbc again eh.

 

 

Good to see her getting a pasting at least.

5 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Shouldn't have voted for Brexit then, should they. Stupid cunts.

Wales seems to be uniquely stupid, even amongst regional Brexit votes. Thank fuck they're all distracted by having to drive at 20 mph in some areas where they could go faster.

2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

I won't bother again.

If you ever get over the food poisoning, then try to remember the doctor's advice, 'cook the fucking bacon rather than grandstanding about the beans'.

Not sure if you've ever had bacon before, but it's really nice when it's crispy.

54 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Superb movie. Melanie Laurent….. marone!

Oof. She could set fire to me while a 50 foot high projection of her face screams laughter and I wouldn't mind a bit.

36 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

There's a debate to be had about if they go bust and some decide to start supporting the reds. Will they be rehabilitated like the Nazis who found their way into the west german army? Or hunted down and eliminated?

I'm sure this happened at some point to half the people who're now in the Main Stand. It's the only explanation...

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Trying to settle on a film to watch. “What about this?” Nah “this?”  Nah. “Well

ehy don’t you pick one?” Oh just pick one I’m not arsed what we watch. “Well what type of film do you fancy?” Something good 

 

Give me strength (we’ve settled on Tremors, honestly) 

I dad the same as an internal monologue (again). Plumped for Inglorious Basterds as I haven't seen it for ages. Very pleased with myself.

"What would Everton do?"

Whatever it is, do the fucking opposite.

Wow, cracking ending.

She'll catch her death going about like that, silly girl.

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha

 

”just pour this beer on them then fuck off, local milfs want to shag RIGHT NOW” 

They're so close too.

7 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Some of your lots mrs must be pure 10/10's. 

 

We are fat; middle aged cunts. None of us have even a whiff of a promise with someone like Sweeney. 

 

Some of you lot need to give ya head a wobble. 

Thank fuck, else I'd have to say to her, 'NO, Sydney. Your eyelids are too droopy for me to consider getting a tit wank and cumming up your arse. Now piss off, my favourite Colombian camgirls are on soon.'

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

I assume the draw for the Quarters and Semi’s are done next Friday?

 

A side of a draw with us, Frieberg, Marseille,  Rangers / Benfica and then Leverkusen, Milan, Roma, Sporting / Atalanta would be tremendous. 

Yeah, midday on the 15th- https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/europa-league-quarter-final-draw-28775471

8 hours ago, Elite said:

It's a great film. In my top 10 of all time.

I love it, the way it sucks you in to believing all this weird shit is absolutely normal is superb. Inception pulls off the same trick. Bowie is good as Tesla too.

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

For me the only thing Labour are offering right now is that they aren’t the tories. Section is spot on about the race war stuff. They’ve leant on cultural divides for ages, all the “woke” stuff and all. It’s all they’ve got. “We might steal everything off you for our donors and actively lie to your faces but if you vote Labour all women will have dicks and the boat people will arrive in their millions!” 

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Come on Freiburg, finish the job in London.

Be great to see all the other English clubs out at this stage. Nothing worse than an all-English tie in a European competition.