Paulie Dangerously

Don't take shit like that off no bitch!!

England now evens to win the World Cup. Put your house on it

Hoddle is looking for a comeback isnt he ?

Hoddle to Newcastle? He must be paying for crimes in a previous life

Any manager must be out of their fucking mind to go there. Their turnover of managers (Sir Bobby Exempt) over the past 10 years is ridiculous. Keegan was appointed because he was one of only 2 men who the fans would give enough time to build a team, Shearer was the other but wanted no part of it.

I think they've dropped the ball badly, I'm assuming they were setting up Wise to be the manager eventually by letting him get a feel for the infrastucture of the club whilst Keegan appeased the fans after Big Sam. I think they're pretty fucked now though, who would want the job?

This season however I'm feeling every so slightly disaffected with the whole thing.

I feel that. I've had a season ticket for 15 years with me old man who's been going since the 70s and both of us have lost our supportive edge this season. It's to the point where he's gone half on his season ticket with one of my mates so they split the games.

We both need something to kick start, I know I'm gonna sing my heart out on Saturday and hope it reigintes me

Get Mario Kart and 4 wheels, and play it. You'll never play another game again

Jim Carey - Dumb and Dumber

They don't want to shag you, they want to take you shopping and tell you their man troubles.

Cheers Gok, I'll remember that

I have 1 pink tshirt and everytime i go out in it birds comment its nice, however i've failed to shag a single one

I went all the way to Southport for a copy of Tiger Woods 2009 from Morrisons for £15. There were none of the shelves but a woman came with a box with one in it. Happy days.

The last few times we've played them at home we've spooned so many chances and they've taken one. We've done something similar this season against the teams we've beaten, but I doubt that'll be enough againt Utd.

We need every player, and every fan to turn up and put their heart into it to break our duck against those cunts. I'm sick to fucking death of losing to them, and I'm gonna bring my A-Game singing voice to the Upper Centenary on Saturday and those miserable bastards I sit with week in week out had better sing along with me.

The fans are going to give us lots of European Cup shit like we did to them at Theatre of Screams after Istanbul, we need to make sure no-one in the ground, or at home can hear what they say.

We're Liverpool and we need to back our club for the full 90mins (plus 8 Slur puts on at the end if we're in the lead) no groaning misplaced passes, no frustrated standing up and flailing of arms like they do at the pit. Pure, uninterupted support. I'm up for it, and I hope the other 40,000 who are going on saturday are too. We can do our part, I just hope the players can match us

From The Archive: Tai Djin -

 

image: Su Kong Tai Djin, the Shaolin Grandmaster.

 

Kung Fu Werewolf

 

Sometimes a story comes along that contains so many fanciful elements one must assume that it is the work of fiction. Such is the story of Su Kong Tai Djin.

 

Tai Djin was born in China in 1849. He was born unique, afflicted with hypertrichosis. Unlike Jo-Jo, who would be born a few decades later, Tai Djin was born into a highly superstitious family. As A result they saw his affliction as the work of demons and he was left in the forest to die.

 

A Shaolin monk traveling through the forest discovered the child and took him back to the Fukien Shaolin Temple. There Tai Djin was raised by the monks.

 

He was trained in martial arts and it quickly became apparent that he was exceptional in both appearance and ability. The boy must have been a sight practicing kung-fu with his face covered in fine fur. He quickly became a favorite of many of the Shaolin masters and, as a result, each master passed their knowledge on to Tai Djin.

 

He was a sponge and mastered every technique shown to him. He became the first to master over 200 different empty hand systems and over 140 weapon systems. His various specialties included the infamous Chi Ma, or ‘Death Touch’. After several years of extensive training he became the first Grandmaster of Shaolin and one of the first to master all skills of the seven Shaolin temples.

 

He became know as Su Kong Tai Djin. Su Kong simply means, Grand Master.

 

Perhaps the most amazing part of this story is that it is all true. Su Kong Tai Djin was a real man, he really did have hypertrichosis, he was a real Grandmaster and the first man to master all seven styles. He was witnessed by many, and revered by many more. He lived on for many years and passed away in 1928 after teaching many others to be masters.

 

image: Su Kong Tai Djin, the Shaolin Grandmaster.

 

 

 

Just found a great site The Human Marvels

Part of our "Extraordinary People" season, 9 oclock, here on Five

Does Luis still play for them?

I hope this doesn't clash with the SoS march this year. A number of people on here will be torn (ooer).

I lolled

Straight out of the 'Chris Kirkland Guide to Injuries' that

Marriage material

Let the mind games begin

'Gobshite' is a personal favourite, especially from people who aren't from Liverpool as they generally don't know if it is an insult for a few seconds.

'Twat' is another personal favourite, but Section 31 is right, nothing beats a good 'Cunt'

Yesterday my brother took me pillion on his Motorbike (500 or 600cc or something, i don't pay attention)

Anyway, it was awesome, scary as fuck especially as we got on the motorway from Switch Island to Kirkby and were going 117mph, we got there in like 3 minutes.

My point is get a motorbike, they're a lot cooler. Deadlier, but cooler

No no no no no! If they inist on making a third sequel they need the original cast and original writers. I'd even accept a "The Mayor just asked us to come out of retirement to save New York...anyone gonna say no?" kind of story line but Seth Rogan and Paul Rudd?

No no no no no no no. No.

Praise has never been so cheap, Mickey would call him a bum - not a killer.

 

He hasn't been hungry since he got that belt

Without a doubt

I refuse to watch it because it really pisses me off that there are disabled people who are clearly better athletes than me.

Thats another part of it. it riles me to think someone with no legs could catch me if I shouted "Crip!" at them and ran away

Glad i didn't pay for this

The Mist - 7/10

Didn't expect much, went as a favour to a mate who wanted to see it but was pleasantly surprised. Not many established stars in it but a good watch. Twist ending too