Paulie Dangerously

On 21/12/2023 at 16:49, Paulie Dangerously said:

Put my annual gravlax on today. This one is salt, sugar, lemon zest, dill and gin. The other is brown sugar, salt and bourbon. Should be ready for Christmas Eve. 

Here she is, sampled today and it's delicious. 

A special holiday edition of Mrs D's Measurement Mishaps involving volume, which is a new branch she's exploring.

After insisting on being in sole charge of the Christmas online shop, she was adamant that everyone would be able to start the meal with a couple of glasses of nice champagne, despite the knowledge that at least half of the attendees can take or leave it. Nevertheless,  she bravely found a good deal on the bottle which arrived today. 

Good job I have shot glasses. 

Can someone more learned explain to me why the word ceasefire seems to be a dirty word in this conflict? They're using terms like humanitarian window etc instead.  Is it because in using the word it implies Israel is in the wrong?

10 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

In no way meant as a slur, but I'd demolish those puffs.

I BET YOU WOULD ALMOND, YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS

Put my annual gravlax on today. This one is salt, sugar, lemon zest, dill and gin. The other is brown sugar, salt and bourbon. Should be ready for Christmas Eve. 

11 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Everyone is too confident about this. 

And there we have it. A tepid, toothless performance against the worst united side in living memory. 

Good job we've beaten shite.this year 

Everyone is too confident about this. 

GO ED PADDY LAD YOOOEFFFCEEEE IS SICK

18 hours ago, Kevin D said:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/12/13/police-officer-sacked-fictional-boyfriend-assaults/
 

A police officer has been sacked after repeatedly reporting her former boyfriend for assault – only for detectives to find he did not exist.

 

Pc Nadia Thurley, 29, made 14 allegations against “fictional” ex-boyfriend, Dan Jones, which led to police wasting “extensive” resources investigating the supposed crimes.

 

The officer was caught when covert CCTV cameras were installed at her home by police without her knowledge to catch the alleged abuser. The footage revealed that no one had been there on days when she had claimed to have been assaulted.

 

Pc Thurley’s Chief Constable sacked her on Wednesday, saying he was “saddened” that an officer with first-hand knowledge of victims of such “horrific crimes” would “choose to lie about a violent assault”.

 

Visible injuries

 

A disciplinary hearing was told that Pc Thurley, who joined Hampshire & Isle of Wight constabulary in April 2020, was arrested and suspended 16 months after she made several domestic abuse claims which “did not take place”.

 

Det Insp Simon Clifford said that the complaints began in December 2020, when Pc Thurley appeared at work with “visible injuries” and told colleagues she was assaulted by an ex-partner.

 

The hearing was told that in March 2021, Pc Thurley said she was approached by Mr Jones in the New Forest, telling police he was “armed with a knife”.

 

However, Det Insp Clifford said that officers attending noted she did not have any “mud or debris on her clothing despite extremely boggy and muddy conditions”.

 

In the hopes of catching Mr Jones, an operations team installed covert surveillance cameras in Pc Thurley’s home in Marchwood, near Southampton.

 

Unaware of the CCTV, Pc Thurley reported two further incidents in July 2021 at her home address, claiming Mr Jones had been there.

Less than a month later, Pc Thurley was arrested and charged with two counts of perverting the course of justice. She was found guilty in November.

 

Det Insp Clifford told the hearing “fabricating the existence of a boyfriend is dishonest and lacks integrity and disciplinary action is warranted”.

 

Not a case of mental health

 

Pc Thurley did not attend the hearing, held at Hampshire Constabulary Operational HQ in Winchester, Hampshire.

 

She instead sent an email in which she wrote: “The only representation I wish to make is to say that all I have ever done is tell the truth, and follow directions given by my line managers.”

 

It is understood Pc Thurley, now of Woking, Surrey, had been “unwell” and suffered PTSD from an incident in 2020, whereby she witnessed the stabbing of a fellow officer.

However, Det Insp Clifford said: “It is the [appropriate authorities] case, as it was in the case of the prosecutor at trial, that this is not a case about mental health but one of malingering, or lying.”

 

Scott Chilton, Chief Constable for Hampshire and Isle of Wight, dismissed Pc Thurley with immediate effect.

 

He said a “considerable amount of resources” were pulled to investigate the allegations and that “Pc Thurley has done little, if anything at all, to assist in this investigation”.

 

Chief Constable Chilton added: “I am saddened that a serving police officer, knowing first hand the impact that such horrific crimes have on victims, chose to lie about a violent assault.”

One for the WoaW thread that 

Anelka V2

The booing is a turning point. Say what you want about disgusting, manc rats but they stay behind their team. Rarely boo them off and keep singing. Last night seemed to be the last straw. 

25 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Never seen this before. We must have put pay to it, heh heh.

 

 

I've got no problem with them celebrating that cup. They went into a competition, ended up beating some half decent teams and their gammpn fanbase had a good pint and a punch up on European soil. Let them enjoy it. 

Pebbles keeping me warm. If you th no it's weird we put a shirt on her, you'd be wrong. What's weird is that we will get her changed into her PJs before bed. 

Government pass through an amendment meaning they can look through the bank account of anyone claiming a state pension. That's the government going through your back account whenever they want, without any justification or cause for suspicion. 

Get saving lads, they're going to means test the state pension. 

I spend my days with 34 ten and eleven year olds who don't understand 95% of the references I make throughout the day. 

Watching MOTD2 last night and didn't spot his brilliant header to Mo to set Endo up. Really strong forward play. 

Yes, he should've scored but that was great play. He needs to stop just leathering it as hard as he can. 

Some of those City players putting their hands on the red, surrounding him like that and screaming will, no doubt, be subject to the same zero-tolerance treatment as Virgil at Newcastle. 

Can they still do horse placenta injections? Need him back ASAP 

Game should have been put to bed with Nunez having those two chances. Lack of cutting edge from some of our players costing us again. 

Charles and Kate named as the alleged  racists 

Jeremy Chan head chef of ikoyi in London. He was on Masterchef the other night talking about himself for about 10 minutes . You have to be a special kind of wanker to say, "Spice is a huge part of my DNA," on national telly. Going on about how to most of us plebs, his food would be chaos but to him it's beautiful. His food looked like the typical one-bite-stacked-cylinders of £150 nonsense. 

7 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

It’s all I use it for, heating frozen shit for the kids quickly. 

 

I’ve yet to see any proper food cooked in it better than in a pan/oven/under a gas grill. 

Did this the other day in my ninja 

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Doesn’t sound like Kodi. Is it an IPTV service you’re using? Have you got a VPN, do you need one, do you even know what a VPN is?

 

You gotta help us before we help you. 

Iptv, I've bought a pureVPN subscription as there was a sale. When I log onto the app it asks if I have a VPN certificate and I don't know how to connect the two 

Got a service set up on my fire stick. It's asking me to connect a VPN certificate? Can anyone give me a wallies guide on how to do this please?