Rick Sanchez C-137

Yea imagine City playing without Halaand, Rodri, KDB, Walker and Foden. Would be mentioned in every presser, article, match report etc.

We can bring salah on to score 1 when we're 3 down. Perfect.

Absolutely bricking it. Not trying to be negative but there's more pressure in a 3 horse race. Lose today and if Arsenal beat City it will be very hard to catch them with their GD. Still 10 games to go though I suppose, over a quarter if a season. Win today though and I'll be erect until we kick a ball again. So good to have Salah, Nunez, Endo and Dom back for this one.

I assume nunez was subbed just to rest him, and Gomez was again a plan to just keep him fresh. Hopefully they're fine. Would really like konate to be back for Sunday but looks unlikely if its a hamstring.

Would help of Gakpo tried to put it either side of him, to be fair.

Now Konate down ffs.

Robbo needs hooked. He's been rinsed twice in 2 mins this half, and endlessly first half.

Is Gomez injured?

Fuck sake. Unlucky Bradley.

Darwizzy at it tonight

Fucking hell Gakpo. Just do a goal.

They've been the better team (slightly), apart from finishing. Thankfully, despite being mostly shite, we've scored 2.

Hope it goes off again a few times

Nunez thundercunts one. Love to see it. The bend beat the keeper.

We're getting Battered a bit here We keep playing out really slow from the back, inviting pressure, then making mistakes around our box. Goal for them coming unless we change it up

Heading to porto here for a few days. Got cheap flights and staying with a friend, so if this comes in it has a chance of covering my drink while I'm there. I reckon it'll come in:

They'll bum them 8-0

Ill be in an airport during the match, so Im hoping for decent wifi/data so I can watch united get pummelled and be even more frustrated, outraged and uncomfortable than I usually am in airports.

Im only seeing that forest fans were chanting shit Andy Carrol at Nunez. Hahahahagahagagaga. Never goes well for fans that try to wind him up.

I keep trying to picture in what set of circumstances that they could even hold city to a draw. I haven't thought of any yet, aside from possibly city's entire team eating a dodgy takeaway the night before and contracting a bad dose of shits. But it would need 90% of their players to be toilet bound for united to have a chance.

They shouldn't be that good. Makes me nervous as we still have to go to theirs. Was hoping they'd have faded into obscurity by then. Looking unlikely now.

Mad how far United are off the pack. After tomorrow, they'll be 6 points off 5th, with spuds having a game in hand.

Luton losing now, narrowly after a great second half performance. Kind of gutted for them. They can't get over the line a most of their games, after some really decent performances.

Luton going for it

Flat game. Forest gonna waste what times left. Can't blame the threadbare team to be fair.