Rick Sanchez C-137

They've been the better team (slightly), apart from finishing. Thankfully, despite being mostly shite, we've scored 2.

Hope it goes off again a few times

Nunez thundercunts one. Love to see it. The bend beat the keeper.

We're getting Battered a bit here We keep playing out really slow from the back, inviting pressure, then making mistakes around our box. Goal for them coming unless we change it up

Heading to porto here for a few days. Got cheap flights and staying with a friend, so if this comes in it has a chance of covering my drink while I'm there. I reckon it'll come in:

They'll bum them 8-0

Ill be in an airport during the match, so Im hoping for decent wifi/data so I can watch united get pummelled and be even more frustrated, outraged and uncomfortable than I usually am in airports.

Im only seeing that forest fans were chanting shit Andy Carrol at Nunez. Hahahahagahagagaga. Never goes well for fans that try to wind him up.

I keep trying to picture in what set of circumstances that they could even hold city to a draw. I haven't thought of any yet, aside from possibly city's entire team eating a dodgy takeaway the night before and contracting a bad dose of shits. But it would need 90% of their players to be toilet bound for united to have a chance.

They shouldn't be that good. Makes me nervous as we still have to go to theirs. Was hoping they'd have faded into obscurity by then. Looking unlikely now.

Mad how far United are off the pack. After tomorrow, they'll be 6 points off 5th, with spuds having a game in hand.

Luton losing now, narrowly after a great second half performance. Kind of gutted for them. They can't get over the line a most of their games, after some really decent performances.

Luton going for it

Flat game. Forest gonna waste what times left. Can't blame the threadbare team to be fair.

Why can you wrap your entire fucking body around someone in the box and knock them over and it's not a pen. Fucking joke.

The next time we fail to hit the target my tv is going out the fucking window

Get Gakpo off now

Bring Danns on for Gakpo.

Let off there. Elanga should have finished that. Cut wide open.

Elliot, that shot clearly wasn't on.

Gomez to lb, Endo to mf, nunez up top

Endo and Nunez coming on

Give it another 10 mins.

I think because we've been hit with injuries we expected/hoped one of the senior forwards would step up and take their chance. He looks lost. Just disappointing.

Hudson Odoi playing out of his skin