William_Ulsterman

problem is the owners got spoiled on Suarez, they prey every bargain basement signing will be half as good. I agree that Jan isnt the time to splash big but there are bound to be signings that can at least strengthen the squad if nothing else. Im starting to think Defoe would have been a good tilt even if Gollum would have held us to ransom but after watching that shite there is no denying we are toothless up front.

I was really angry with Sturridge at the time for the misses but in all honesty it's because the other teams have worked us out. We are easier to read then 'The Hungry Caterpillar'. The only way round a packed defense/midfield is over the top to a big hit-man and we don't have one of those anymore. It works for everyone else when they aren't hitting us on the break.

ive go no problems giving up chances as long as we deal with them but when they have three shots on target and score all three like this feed of shite then somethings wrong. Mane and Matip just highlights we are are at least two good players short of a proper tilt at the league.

we got the right manager, now all we need are the right owners.

that heavy d wanker is on storage hunters uk for some reason. i'd love to knock the fat welt-head spark out given the chance.

thats almost too good, have some rep.

worth waiting for.... funny shit

Loved the line about Brendy, made me laugh and think about the Anthill mob. Remember them?

He'd probably sink his teeth into herrera or some other jabroni first chance and get banned for the season... so for that reason I'd stick with what we've got.

Sorry pal,fat fingers...

Zlatan had weak shot saved easily if i remember. every Newspaper hailing Maureen as the genius... I just dont get it... its a compliment as to how far we've come under klopp if sticking 6 men in defence and keeping us quiet is genius. We all expected a shitfest.. didnt we and its what united served up, im just disappointed we didnt nick it. We look lazy without Lallana.

That arsenal twat is one ugly fucker, he looks like nick frost after someone gave him a good beating.

you lost me at "bless me father" as all i could think of was the archbishop of dublin closing a paedophile priest school in maynooth due to the excessive use of grinder and drugs.

I could have put it better even if id necked some NZT. im still in shock. only id forgotten, briefly, until i read this.

great penultimate report. You're the Ben Elton of football writers, Bafta award winning stuff that! still smirking and some of those lines a day later.

glad to see some passion from him, theres has been none of that recently. If only he would react like this instead of that limp arm celebration all the time. its good to have options from three players with totally different styles

yeah i agree with this i don't mind the tactics as someone said it worked for Rafa but we have to have some chance of a goal and trying to bang them in from 20 yards out might work once in every half a dozen games it back fired here. The only thing i saw wrong was no out and out goal scorer.

totally disagree with this. Firmino was dogshite he might as well not been on the pitch and if Sturridge had played we would have had them pushed back even further as there back three would be bricking it with him running in behind. I lost count the number of time Firmino lost the ball or made the wrong decision. This match for me was the most frustrating I've watched all season. We were so in control it was laughable. When i saw the possession stats i was surprised it was only 54% as it felt like we owned the midfield! bossed by Allen again. Klopp made a big mistake with sturridge. Im not a fan of his at the moment but at least we would have had someone trying to get in on goal and not dandering around the edge of the 18 yard box... I just hope we dont pay for it at Anfield.

for a minute there i thought you had gone soft on villa. thank god i was wrong.

Yeah that's because the fucker has only played about a dozen games with the rest spent on his arse in treatment.

we are utter dog shit mediocre, we always will be until Luis gets bored winning shit at Barca and comes home.

hehe we will take them apart best chance we could have from any of the teams to be honest and we got them at home first where it will be a shitty draw most likely. Tottenham got the draw i wanted us to avoid so that all good too.

they want 37M for texiera.... ^^

Just show prospective clubs the videos of Benteke playing against us, he soon get snapped up.... Heskey MKII

That vine is quality.