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1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Is this him?

Got a big chip in his front tooth , the dumbass 

On 14/03/2024 at 15:40, DalyanPete said:

Wouldn't disagree Champ, Wife heard me swear as my arms went up, rushed out and couldn't see me thinking I'd gone round the corner. Then she looked down!

I'll spare everyone the head wound photo, looks worse than it was.

It just wasn't my time.

The irony is how the Turks get away with accidents, I have to look away.

Had a worker yesterday holding two bare wires in socket to test the awning as the electrician hadn't turned up.

Brother of mine , who fancied himself as an all-rounder in the building trade and in the absence of any wire strippers , and also believing the power was off decided it would be a good idea to bare a couple of cables with his teeth. 

You can guess the rest ! 

6 wins and 2 draws , and I think we have a chance. The only potential game city are dropping points is Spurs away , no way they're dropping anywhere else - their games are like training sessions with very little effort or exertion spent. We'll need 90 points to do it , due to the goal difference shortfall. It's a big bloody ask , but if Mo can get his shooting boots on , and pass the fucking thing when a team mate is in a better position we might just do it .

On 02/04/2024 at 11:43, Bjornebye said:

Emily the Criminal. 6/10

 

Always nice to see Aubrey Plaza. It’s worth a watch, doubt you’d watch it again but a decent enough storyline about her being skint then falling into a world of credit card theft. Juice from Sons of Anarchy is in it as well. 

6 ? - bit harsh I'd give it an easy 8

On 27/03/2024 at 12:21, Bjornebye said:

She’s just reminded me we’ve got her nephew round for a few hours tonight I’m fucking fuming.m because I wanted to get a few of these done. I might just stick it on and tell him he needs to learn the ways of the world and to not ask any questions. 

Good luck with them kids you've got planned!

5 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Xabi has turned his back on the club yet again so that should be the end of any management role for the club going forward. He's been given the opportunity of a lifetime but has turned it down so that should be the end of that. 

 

As far as I am concerned if you turned us down once that should be it. 

Dry your fuckin eyes mate

Absolutely an Arsenal win, who would you want to be going neck and neck with , city or arsenal? 

No brainer .

9 minutes ago, Dapower said:

So have we basically sat on our hands from November til now regarding Xabi?We must have known he wasn’t leaving Leverkusen back in November surely?

8 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I think man management skills are going to be what swings it for any candidate.

 

Nagelsmann would be alright if we were rebuilding and looking to maybe lose some players who don't buy into his ideas. Right now though, we've got a pretty solid squad, with proven winners and excellent youth coming through, all of whom know how to play a certain way.

 

I'd go for Amorim. He sounds like he has a great relationship with his players. If it doesn't work out, and Alonso goes to Madrid next year, then Ancelotti will be available. Would love to see him manage us before he retires.

I'd have zero interest in Ancelotti, and I doubt he'd be interested in taking over from Klopp anyway. And that bleedin' eyebrow would boil my piss every time.

27 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

The best result on Sunday is us beating Brighton.

Bit tedious, given that wasn't the question 

49 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Myself and @3 Stacksare doing a limited run of De Zerbi ‘Making Liverpool Great Again’ baseball hats if anyone’s interested. 

Christ on a bike , going into business with 3 stacks - that'll test your patience alright 

7 hours ago, Sparky said:

 

What the fuck is going on with his right calf? No wonder he's been out for ages...

 

Fuckin Wasps nest or something 

4 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Real Debrid costs just €16 for a 6 month sub. Less than £3 per month, and you'll get everything.

 

https://real-debrid.com/

Exactly , why won't these caveman be told!

I have a sneaking suspicion we'll take Amorim and go in  for Xabi at some point in the future. 

9 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Perfect Days

 

Hirayama cleans public toilets in Tokyo. He's a solitary man who finds beauty in music, trees, colours, iced water.

 

We follow Hirayama through his days and his life as he encounters different people and situations and as he dreams, we ruminate.

 

A perfect antidote to modern life; simple, elegant, beautiful. Komorebi.

 

7.5/10

Like the look of that, is it on Kodi by chance? 

Safety not guaranteed, whacky and very funny 9/10

20 hours ago, Elite said:

O Brother Where Art Thou - 9/10

 

Watched this at least 10 times and it's always great fun. It's a wonderfully crafted movie. My favourite Coen Brothers film which is high praise.

Watched this myself recently, excellent stuff 

11 hours ago, Smell The Glove said:

94 is the maximum that will win the league. Abu Dhabi and Arsenal play each other. As much as I love us, I don't see us winning 10 out of 10. You could make a case for Abu Dhabi getting 93 I suppose but I can't see them going 10 out of 10 either. If you think Arsenal will even get close to 90pts then I can't help you.

No one's getting over 90 points 

1 hour ago, Pete said:

Absolute cunts.  Maybe if they got the ticketing system sorted they wouldn’t have to plan to move the final. 
 

Oh and as @Anubis says. Give more tickets to genuine fans & not

some twats who’ve never been to a game before in their life. 

And perhaps they could take it to a venue holding more than 51000 , stupid fucking leaching cunts.

On 09/03/2024 at 22:53, John102 said:

Anyone watched the Gentleman? Just watched the first episode and thought it was great.

Good film 8.5/10 for me 

2 hours ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

We need a draw, ideally

Fuck that , arsenal win for me - if we finish above city we'll win the league 

2 hours ago, Strontium said:

Anyone who thinks we're going to beat City with that lineup, can I have some of what you are drinking/smoking/injecting into your eyeballs.

Bonehead, go and watch Everton 

4 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

If we lose today then go on to win the title you can come back and quote this.

If we lose today , we'll be 2 behind - if arsenal draw with them we can go back to the top. 

Simples

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

It's all over if we lose.

 

Anyone saying differently knows better and is just getting their excuses in early.

Bollocks 

7 hours ago, Aventus said:

We seem to have an issue with most refs at the moment according to our fans. 

 

What would actually be the ideal line up of refs and assistants? I genuinely have no idea. 

Ideally our officials should be fucked off to Germany or Spain and send theirs over here. I genuinely believe it would solve a lot of grief . 

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

Ignore him, he’s a fucking idiot. He said he doesn’t even watch our games and follows matches by reading comments made on here.

You're taking him too seriously mate