diamondjoe

Never seen a bigger collection of yes men in my life than are sat round benitez on the bench these days. Phil fucking neal will be on the payroll next. Can i suggest a couple of additions to the bench on matchdays. Sgt Bash and Sir Killalot off robot wars would shit em.

Fuck me, Quasi fucking modo.

The grey candy strip never hid the modesty too well. Have too agree about Ronnie Whelan though he had a hefty arse and no mistake.

Been thinking about this one. Who had the fattest arse ever to grace a shiny pair of liverpool shorts. I'll start the bidding at Mark Kennedy, he was fucking poured into those shorts.

I'm off to watch a bit of Masterchef. Love my cookery programmes me.

Yep.

He's a leper pure and simple. Remember Goitre Houllier took us there top of the league, played one up front (was it that fucking cock Southgate who scored?) and we've been shit more or less since then. That leper has it coming to him.

If they do sack Benitez i have zero faith that they'll appoint someone who will win us the league.Those two old fuckers and fucking Parry? Fuck me i wouldn't be surprised if Klinsman ended up here! It would be rickety chair and rope time then.

Fuck me its depressing we're in limbo all over the shop.The managers in limbo, the stadium , the team's in limbo and us supporters are in a constant state of limbo and have been for years. Limbo is described as any status where a person or project is held up and nothing can be done until another action happens. The project is liverpool fc and right now i don't know the action needed. Is it a new manager? New owners?, both?, neither?. All i know is this shit has been happening for years and years, this constant underacheiving in the league. We have no discernable pattern of play and haven't had since the Evans era, we go through players like a dose of the salts and we're as far away from winning the league as fucking Newcastle. It gives me a headache thinking about it but i just don't have a fucking clue. Anyone for tennis?

Dosen't look much like getting 20 goals and 20 assists a season,thats what fat tony soprano from the lane said and look what happened him. Remember him coming on as a sub in his first game, i thought he was fucking dynamite. 20-20? more like blind faith.

I've haven't seen so many square balls since kind old david batty was playing. Where's the barnstorming runs, splitting passes and 25 yard screamers? Seems to me to be a real bread and butter player ala steve stone, but i'm quite happy to be proved wrong.

Shit on a stick? more like skitter on a string last night.:whoops:

Pity the laser didn`t slip.:whistle:

Anybody notice that bellend Richard Keys` hands aren`t as hirsute as they used to be. Must be waxing. That man is a gimp of the highest degree.Surely Sky could unearth someone, a rotting corpse would do a better job.

Yeah, think you're right there. Still though not a great return if he's launching uo to a hundred of those a season since he's been here.:yes:

Have we ever scored as a result of one of his long throw in's? Must be some sort of fuckin record if we haven't.

How about that quinn the eskimo song? "Come all without, come all within, You'll not see nothing like the VORONIN" Can't be arsed doin the rest of it.

Spot on , that stig lad couldn't cross my front room.