Randy Marsh

thank god for big gay bill, the man is a legend. everytime he opens his mouth he never fails to makes you piss yourself laughing. seriously, if you were an evertonian you would cringe. he is a tool of the highest order. he makes the "liverpool reds" comment by tom hicks bearable, just think how worse off we could be. imagine if everton actually got to a meaningful cup final, like a european final or something. his luvvie shite would hit new levels

moaning about andy johnsons lack of penaltys now what a cock and why does he keep having to remind britain that everton are in 5th place?

think he went back to italy. the story is that moyes was actualy looking at his defensive partner at udinese when he was being scouted, but they put a £5m bid in for the wrong man, that man being kroldrup. everton thought they were buying a superstar, udinese snapped their hand off for the money. Then from his first training session they knew they had made a fuck up, hence all the mysterious injuries he always had, like with andy van der heineken. probably bullshit but wouldnt surprise me if it was true to be honest. also, anyone see big gay bill on his joseph and the technicolour dreamcoat show on bbc last night? cringeworthy, thank god i was born red p.s. LIVERPOOL DIG 1 "we have had great results, beat liverpool 3-0 at home...."

"one day we want to be in the big four" "its hard for a team that hasnt got a lot of money" "you take a lot of pride building a team without lots of money" your like a fuckin broken record, always playing the poor neighbour role! what happened to the 30milion rooney money? probably wasted on beattie, van the man and kroldrup.... and gone towards one of big gay bill's blockbuster theatre productions. and he has only been on 20minutes! im preparing myself for his little redshite digs. fuckin bitter deluded blue bastard

BK: Davey, whats Pako doing here? BK: So i said to George and Tom "we dont want your filthy money, we are the peoples club!" MM: Ground share with Tranmere? BK: Ye! this Kirby business is just a smokescreen! But shhhhhh, i want it to be a surprise!

BK: Davey will love me when i show him his new centre foward! GS: What? you said i was only doing the half time draw! BK: No, your kits in the briefcase, and that autograph i asked you to sign was a 5year contract. BLUES ANNOUNCE INVESTMENT DEAL WITH POUNDLAND

Mr Barwick, is it that way to the job centre ?

although i dont like wasting time singing about them, i thought the "like nottingham forrest, youve won it 2 times" chant worked well the other week and just to confirm, i also think terry christian is a sweaty ball sack of the highest order who deserves to be raped by an elephant

ye its just above the block 306 entry, 2nd row up so ya wont be too far away. the drum gets a bit annoyin like but to be fair to the fella he does travel around europe with the team. i see him at most aways i go to so he does give the team his support like, makes it a little more acceptable i suppose.would piss me off more if he was just a day tripper

he sits 3 seats down from me in 306. he used to bring like this horn/trumpet thing a few years back. doubt he will stop bringing it, unless maybe he upgrades to a piano for the new ground

bring back salif diao for our next chelsea game in feb !!!