A dustman is going along the street emptying wheely bins in to the truck when he spots a house yet to put their bin out, he goes round the back to look for it but to no avail.
The dustman knocks on the door, no reply, he knocks again and after a short while a chinaman opens the door.
'Harro' says the chinaman
'Alright, mate? Where's you're bin?' says the dustman
'I bin on the toilet' says the chinaman
Realising the confusion the dustman smiles and says 'No mate, where's your dust bin?'
'I just bin on the toilet like I said before' replied the little chinese fellow
'Mate, your misunderstanding me -where's your Wheely Bin?'
'OK OK' says the chinaman 'I wheely bin having a wank....'
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