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Here's a link more shite At least this will be sorted either way this summer..

According to tommorows Sunday mirror. :wallbutt:

They had an interview with Alan Sunderland before the cup final - and he'd lost the afro! I was gutted - even Souness and Rushie have lost the taches - leaving only Gary and Tracey Neville to keep the facial hair legend going. Frank Worthington was always the coolest for me - he would have been a Pool legend if he hadn't failed his medical.

Great article - the one thing I hated about the GH was his "we're not ready to win the league yet - we're 5 years behind Man Utd" crap, football doesn't work like that. I can take the team losing and playing badly, but I can't take being bullshitted.

A mate of a mate (I know) is a steward at Chelsea, and he tells me that there are 4 escape tunnels built into the directors box as Roman is so paronoid about the Russian mob bumping him off. Apparently, the reason he bought the club was to become so famous it would make their job of getting him a lot harder. Both Man Utd and Chelsea could implode within 5 years..

Newcastle are now favourites to sign Parker, according to the Mirror..

Apparently he's been droning on to the French media winning 5 trophies in a year - as Bono said - tonight thank god it's them, instead of us

He's savaged on the guardian site today link Makes you releived all over again we've got Rafa..

Ged's so good at rewriting history, we'll probably find that he did sign Duff in 2002, and he didn't substitute Hamman against Bayer, and we did achieve greatness.

The man is a complete wanker - I know this for a fact because a few years ago I met him at a friends wedding - and I was told that he has a mistress on the side* (for the last 20 years, no less), which makes his lectures about morality a bit hard to take. * Allegedly