Ezekiel 25:17

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Lad, not even messin' ere lad, he was gettin' interviewed pitch-side before the match by a female presenter lad and he called her lad, lad. He did as well. On telly. 

 

 

Only seen clips of him but it feels like everyone not from Liverpool thinks he's funny and everyone from the city thinks he's pyar shite lad 

I just don't see the appeal  to him at all, I wonder if people from Glasgow feel like that about Kevin Bridges.

Probably mentioned on here but Paul Smith the comedian is just about as bad as it gets, makes my skin crawl, 'WHATS YOUR NAME, WHAT DO YER DO' BET YOUR SHAGGIN ER' end of act.

12 hours ago, Kevin D said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66733660
 

A nationwide manhunt has been launched for a former soldier suspected of terror offences who escaped from prison on Wednesday morning.

 

Daniel Abed Khalife, 21, was awaiting trial at HMP Wandsworth in London after being accused of leaving fake bombs at a military base.

 

It is believed he escaped via a prison kitchen by strapping himself to the underside of a food delivery van.

 

Extra security checks at airports and ports have led to long delays.

 

A working theory is that Mr Khalife had been in the kitchen when he began his escape from HMP Wandsworth, a category B prison in south-west London, at around 07:50 BST.

 

He is 6ft 2ins tall and was last seen wearing a prison-issue chef's uniform of a white T-shirt, red and white chequered trousers and brown steel toe cap boots, police said.

 

Police believe Mr Khalife poses a "low risk" to the public but people are being urged not to approach him and to call 999 instead.

Mr Khalife, who joined the Army in 2019, has links to the Kingston area of London and to the North West, but the search has been expanded across the country.

 

As the manhunt stretches into the night, there are no signs that police have made a breakthrough - and the Met's decision to seek the public's help could suggest that any initial leads had gone cold.

 

Cdr Dominic Murphy, head of the Met's Counter Terrorism Command, confirmed all police forces and UK border points have been put on notice.

 

Airports and ports have been asked to carry out additional security measures, resulting in delays being reported across the UK, including at Heathrow Airport, Manchester Airport, and the Port of Dover.

 

Disruption at border departure points is expected to ease this evening.

 

Cdr Murphy said counter-terror officers were being deployed across London, where the search is being focussed.

But he said Mr Khalife "could be anywhere in the country at the moment and we are mindful of the risk of him potentially leaving the country".

 

The former soldier was on remand awaiting trial in relation to terrorism and Official Secrets Act offences, including preparing an act of terrorism and collecting information useful to an enemy. He was allegedly working for a hostile state.

 

In February, Westminster Magistrates' Court heardhe allegedly left fake devices at MOD Stafford, where he was based, "with the intention of inducing in another the belief the item was likely to explode or ignite".

A previous court appearance heard he "elicited" personal information about soldiers from the Ministry of Defence Joint Personnel Administration System which was "likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism" in 2021.

'Accused of leaving fake bombs outside military bases'

Escaped from his job in this kitchen.

On 15/06/2018 at 15:33, Bobby Hundreds said:

I'd take the bloody weights out of prisons every single damn person I know who has gone in has come out massive and twice as bloody worse. Give them yoga mats.

Or a SNES.

I struggle so much to start new tv shows, read all the reviews on here and want to look at them but 4 hours later I'm watching The Sopranos and Only fools again.

There's just as much chance of being bit by an Autistic child.

I'M JOKING.

Two ice cream scoops of Egg is actually my preferred amount.

I genuinely don't think Trump cares why or how he's in the media, as long as he is.

42 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best - I'm a cunt.

No discernible difference between either.

I'm fascinated as to what a woman's best is, it will still involve telling you about clothing on the bath room floor.

'Looking for my knight in shining armour' crank who's ex is a nutter.

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ve gone off ale so much in the last couple of years that I’ve taken to carrying extra strong mints to have between pints. People have asked how I can drink lager and eat mints at the same time. I don’t know the answer but for whatever reason it helps the beer go down better. I don’t have mints on me at any time other than when I’m going the pub. 

I can relate to this a little, I still drink but I'm always struggling to pick something I fancy, I even switch now between shorts and Pints through a night out and i've never done that before.

Carrying mints.

Are yer 'avin this one @Tony Moanero, was a school staple early 90s, the discerning child's Head bag.

49 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. He’s been soundly trounced by a fat bald late middle aged sunburnt English bloke wearing Marks and Spencer’s swimming shorts, cheap glasses and carrying a man bag. That’s the image that will haunt them both, their relationship is basically fucked now. 

And now the Forum.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer 1964.

According to the song, Rudolph's nose is shiny. And, if you ever saw it — it's so shiny — you would even say it glows. But it doesn't actually glow It's just so shiny it looks like it's glowing Therefore, his nose can only glow when another light source is shining on it. So, Rudolph wouldn't have lit anything on that foggy Christmas Eve unless Father Christmas had another light shining on him, which, if he had, would negate the need for Rudolph in the first place.

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

One of the main protagonists of Nicola Bulley Isn’t Real has now moved on and is applying her forensic intellect to Letby’s innocence and an organ harvesting gang operating out of the Countess of Chester Hospital…

 

If I hadn't seen the image of this woman I'd have been able to draw it accurately.

10 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Treating the wife at Morrisons. I fully expect a bunk up tonight, maybe even in the backseat of the car on the way home.

 

 

I was wondering what that Bacon had been up to, haven't seen it since it was strapped to the bed in Se7en.

Buried in a giant Parker Pen casket.

There's a proper issue in our work car park with them, they keep killing pigeons and eating them on top of peoples cars, horrible cunts.

Never heard of Gelato but ice cream is for children and pensioners.

26 minutes ago, Denny Crane said:

For this one tweet alone with 32.2 million views Romano earned just under 274 dollars - (273.70). Twitter pays 0.0000085 per impression. His 15 odd tweets on Caicedo in the last 20 hours have earned him over 1100 dollars roughly. 

 

 

 

 

 

The wretched cunt pays top dollar for his links and stories and breaking news.

1 hour ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Just had this breakfast from Toby Carvery on Aigburth Road via the Too Good To Go app. You order it the night before, can’t choose what you want, then collect it during a designated time slot the next day and take away. 

The lucky dip brekkie didn’t lead to any nasty surprises, consisting of toast and a little butter sachet, beans and tomatoes, 3 rashers of bacon, 3 sausages, a fried egg, loads of mushrooms, a standard hash brown and a potato, bacon, cheese and onion hash brown. 
 

All for just £2.79! Yes. That’s right. £2.79! 

 

It was still piping hot when I got it home. Toast was slightly too well done and the beans and tomatoes being together was initially disappointing as I didn’t think I liked cooked tomatoes. But they were actually quite tasty. 

An absolute bargain. Nothing too fancy. Just a fairly bog standard brekkie. Decent ingredients. All well cooked. 
 

7.8/10 

 

10/10 for value. 

'Nothing too fancy', don't be so modest.

Yeah as Remmie has said, need Beans.

8 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Says the guy pretending to drive a bus from the top deck.

He was pretending !!!!!