Ezekiel 25:17

Go to http://www.gizoogle.com then put a web address in, I just pimped your website Mo Fo.

Cant believe I forgot about this little Gem.

Super Blitz baby C64 !

Its still wrong

No shit Sherlock.

About what??

About my woeful spelling of Embarrased.

Nintendo > Sega

 

It's that simple

So Embarresed.

Most of them have been covered but heres mine anyway, in no particular order:

Super Metroid- SNES

Zelda OOT- N64

Command and Conquer series- PS1

Street Fighter 2 Turbo-SNES

NBA Jam -SNES

Super Star Wars/ROJ/ESB-SNES

Super Mario Kart-SNES

Kevin Keegan Player Manager- SNES

Shenmui-Dreamcast

Super tennis- SNES.

I was a bit of Snes Fiend back in the day, had no time for Sega, and i cant be arsed putting newish games xbox etc so its a bit biase but anyway.

I had trials for Blackpool when I was 14. 6 months I was there for, never mind.

That post rules it reads 'I had trials for Blackpool when I was 14. 6 months' 'I was there for, nevermind'. They must spot potential real early !

I always start off Liverpool for a few seasons to get used to the game but after a while I always go Port Vale for some reason!?

Gotta love having a team you always go for just no reason whatsoever, mine is Blackpool, always go them but no idea why ???

Works better for dinner party, but on the lash could also work.

 

 

Shanks (no explanation necessary)

Helen of Troy (just how good looking was she?)

John Lennon (to lead the after dinner singsong)

 

Victoria Wood (funny, and would do a good duet with Lennon)

Jesus (to say grace, always provides good wine)

Richard Dawkins (just to see the smile wiped off his face)

 

 

 

The last two could sign each others book…

Maybe for a dinner party IN HELL.

200? Pah! I have done about that many today well procrastinating in order to avoid stripping wallpaper.

Quality not quantity my friend.

Just wasted my 200th post before, have been building up to that bad boy for some time, also 'note to self' my post rate has gone up from a steady 0.17 posts a day to an alarming 0.25 posts a day in the past few months. I blame the new forum ownership I just cant help but voice my opinion 6 -7 times a wekk now that the Don is running things.

True legend, good times in the Grafton amongst other places with the big man.

I can't search for the best biscuit thread due to incompetence from the TLW I.T. types (don't give me excuses give me functionality hat boy!) so I felt the need to inform you of this revolution in biscuitary technology.

 

They are ace, they are chunky and they are on my desk as I type.

 

God bless you McVities, god bless every one of you.

Search at the forum entry screen, before you enter a forum, should work brutha !

I like getting paid for my shits. Literally peanuts

Not pooing in work is wrong, this is worth another look...

http://217.199.172.89/tlw/forum/showthread.php?t=18124&highlight=crop+dusting

Its the 11th september 2012. I tried to get him years ago but he had no interest. Now gerrard is on the wane and I needed a quality replacement.

Impressive, any sign of those flying cars an what not yet ???

Aftre signing sahin, I had 12 mill left in funds for another purchase. My wages are 200k under budget. The board announce they are going into reeiverrship and I'm deducted nine points by the premier league. This comes two months after winnign the league and cup double.

How fgar in to the game are you ?, i bought sahin for 4m second season no probs with work permit.

Just remebered this one, me mate (it really was me mate) was out in town on the piss and this hen party came over to him screaming at him to give him his boxers, anyway after saying no countless times he was forced into it. So he goes the toilets to whip them off, he has a quick check as you would thinkin sound no skids should be ok, an then the hen party comes in the toilets lookin for him. Anyway he gets them off an just as he hands them over he realises there a massive fuckin hole in the crotch of them (how he missed this the first time Il never know) but anyway he then proceeded to go back to his pint while this gang of birds ran round the pub swingin them shoutin look at this lads holy pants, oh the shame....

Not sure there were actually any proper charges though were there?

 

Just the usual churchey ones like "Thinking in a way we don't" or "being cleverer than us and therefore a witch".

Very true however the ones you speak of, I would say in whatever B.C were treated in the same ways as...

Phropecising- peadophilia

challenging views- serial killer

performing miracles - possesion with intent.

etc etc.

That's pretty funny.

 

Jesus was a real dude and was quite possibly really ace. Pity those church cunts had to exploit him.

Cant help thinking though, Maybe if hed had a shave, shirt and tie, bit of legal representation at his trial, things might have gone the other way ??

Are they them little pussie biscuits? The ones that fall apart as soon as you put them in the tea?

Yeah everything about them is weak, if it wasnt for rich tea, they would be the whipping boys of the biscuit world for sure.

It sucks big time when you think a tasty bird through a crowd in front of you in a crow etc is trying to get your attention, your givin it the what ?? smile smile, what ?? which usually follows a swift response not you. Have done this on more occasions than I care to remember.

I think the worlds finally caught on though Because theve been taken out of either roses or quality street, cant rememeber which. Oh an them poor excuse for biscuits Morning coffee can fuck off right back to shady acres aswell were they belong.

I am going to change my supplier.Dave's entourage is bigger than P Diddy's yet that poor lad by the gates looks so lonely holding TLW mag like a real trooper.He is my new supplier for the next issue.

 

I think he sells it for 60p as well but don't tell anyone. Ssshhhh.

Yeah thats my please buy a fanzine psyche out exterior, Im a 24hr party on the inside though. I had a bit of trouble again with those cock sucking chief stewards tryin to shoo me off the premises like I was a fuckin stray dog, but anyway stood my ground an the mags got sold, bonne de dutch everyones a winner.

It's either Vaduz or Valetta with the other one being Malta's capital. Valetta sounds more Italian so I'll go with Vaduz

Said to our Dave last night, alright then whats the capital of Brazil, being the smart arse that he is, he replies, 'what is it a trick question do you mean B or Rio De Janeiro' in fairness though i do think thats one of the biggest misconceptions.

How the fuck should I know that?* Rapper's Delight?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I'm sure that's a permitted response on Mastermind.

A pass would of sufficed ! anyway Id bet my ass they would ask you a question on mtv raps, they cant come much harder than that one, It was follow the leader anyway, but i applaud your effort. I think id go with a similar topic myself.