Ezekiel 25:17

Just had a PM from Ezekiel 25:17. He wants me to say that he's my favourite poster.

 

Therefore he is, and I consider the matter closed.

You sexy bastard.

No, Dire Straits are a class act.

Listening to them now alchemy live, outstanding. Gayest song would have to be Outside by George Michael or maybe a little respect by Erasure.

name: Alan

age: 24

occupation: pen pusher

born: Liverpool

living in: Bootle

loving: Pizza hut delivery, trying to chop wood after watching Bruce Lee movies, me lad.

hating: My bird looking into wether I have psychological issues because Im a middle child.

currently reading: Just read, Donnie Brasco, Cass pennant.

christmas wish list: Crate of magners, an ultimate fighting hangover cure.

at this moment I should really be: Taking her doggibizl for a wizzle.

If anyone fancies a butchers heres my squad anyway, iv only lost 4 games in two seasons including a 7-0 against Arsenal and a 5-0 away to the Blueshite.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r198/alantylermorgan/liverpool.jpg

Dave reckons you're good when I'm not around too. I think you're crying it in, Al. Cheeky get.

Well im not as bad as you witnessed anyway ! we will see next time.

Ah free golf lessons...I wish I'd paid more attention to your skills that day!

Its Julian hes like golfers kryptonite.

:P

I can't believe I didn't mention that thisisanfield chap.

 

Belated congratulations on reaching your millennium by the way.

Pete you cunt thats the last time you get golf lessons for free sunshine !

Thats for international games, doesn't apply domestically.

Sweet, so the cunt is palying shite for no reason then, 31 million I payed for him.

"Laters". What. The. Fuck?

 

I'm not a big fan of being called "Lad" by strangers, either. It's patronising. Fine from mates, though. Likewise, "Love".

When scallies are gettting off from each they always say "in a bit lad", cant think of anything that goes through me more.

Get Carter

Bullet Boy

Lock Stock

full metal jacket

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Trainspotting

football factory

Snatch

 

Personally i think Snatch and lock stock are the daddies though!

You think bed knobs and broomsticks is one of the best British Films, in my best Old Skool voice, Thats Awesome.

Is sick good or bad?

Sick means its da illest.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

Dont learn new things, they will only replace old things, 'like that time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive'

I signed gonzalo Rodriguez and hes got in his restrictions 45 mins per game, whats this all about ? can I only play him for half a game or what ? does anybody know ?

Congrats to Strontium Dog and Ezekiel 25:17 for sending nudey pics. SD's was particularly splendid. 14 takers so far including me.

Tried to spice up your average porn with a bit of humour, hope you liked.

Don't you hate that moment when you see someone you vaguely know and feel obliged to make small talk to show you acknowledge that you generally don't wish their faces on fire...?

Happens to me all the time, they always say 'what are you up to' what the fuck does this mean, where am I going ? what job have I got ? its just a fuckin horrible question, I also hate people who ove use the expression 'well at the end of the day'.

Just another absolute classic.

Bonanza Bros- Sega Mastersystem.

...being a dad.

 

The end.

My 12 month old son slept it our bed last night. At aproximately 3:15 I was rudely and painfully awakened by him purposfully dropping a brass bed knob on my head, It has its up and downs........

The Day after Tomorrow, In fact most disaster movies, they should be edge of the seat compelling movies but there not, they just get lost in some shit sub plot about a guy who needs to save his philipino daughter from impending doom (whilst falling in love with some tart from work).

http://www.torrentspy.com/search?query=adobe+photoshop

download the torrent, cant get much cheaper than free.

Cheers lads, as for the xas calendar must have spent about 15 hours on that last week, badly addictive.

Cheers for the link mate, I have a funny feeling that my PC is infected with an adware programme as they keep coming up. I think an excuse along the lines of " Yes honey, whilst you were away someone broke in and used the PC to access filthy sites, hence why there is Frankie Vaughan all over the screen"

no probs, In all seriousness though it blocks absolutely everything, tried others and this is the best.

I kept getting pop ups for 'Live Sex in my area' they were annoying for ages then quite intriguing, to cut a long story short I got the pop up blocker before I did something I may later regret.

what about for those of us over seas? I want a c dfull of ace tune

only if you love me long time ?.

http://www.download.com/3000-7786-10048866.html

Its quality, simple to install and does well exactly what it says on the tin.

I want to download a pc game but can anyone recommend a good one ?. One that wont dont my head using the mouse and keyboard if possible, action or shooting, something like that.