Nunavut Patrick

2 hours ago, aws said:

Horse placenta it is. 

Not sure van Nistelrooy would allow us access being a Manc and all. 

Trent Alexander-Arnold could play QB for the Kansas City Chiefs and do a better job than the guy they have now….  
 

It’s worth the price of admission to watch him spray passes around. 
 

I doubt VAR is going anywhere as the social media clicks are off the charts with PGMOL and VAR always trending and that cunt Webb has his own show. All the refs are household names now. It’s the Pandora box of all Pandora’s boxes and we’ll never get it back in. 
 

As Hunter S Thompson once said ‘ I’d hate to advocate drugs, alcohol or violence to anybody but it’s always worked for me’ …so maybe those Turkish managers/team presidents are on to something just walk out and lamp the ref or pull the team off the field. 

My Dad was a Palace fan, think my first words were ‘poor old Palace’. 

Sitting in a freezing airport in the Canadian Arctic (-17C and that’s actually mild) I love hearing about the Baltic weather…

The look on Marco Silvia’s face was the look on almost every manager who comes to Anfield and think they’re getting something and then get turned over. No other stadium comes close to the advantage we have. 
 

Even in Baltic conditions!

Joel Matip is a legend. 
 

I’m pretty sure the Rocky statue’s plinth in Philadelphia is made from pieces of the Berlin Wall as a homage and reminder of how he ended the Cold War. 

If I recall Richarlson was doing some keepy-uppy shit late on in the reverse fixture and a Forest player cleaned him out like a grizzly bear with a fresh salmon. 
 

So yeah a cunt doing cunt things got cunt axed. 

Fallen war hero Scott ‘Scotty’ Parker….

Sorry to hear this.

Condolences to her friends and family. 
RIP

After being divorced I get edgy on overnights and the last one showed up and put a toothbrush in my toothbrush glass (it’s a pint glass actually from some pub I brought home).

Anxiety level was off the charts. 

And can someone please explain to the restaurant staff that there is a knob on the toaster and of

you move it clockwise you will actually get toast.

59 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

What is a traditional Ukrainian breakfast?

Whatever Baba puts on your plate. Loads of Ukrainians where I am and they all live in fear of their Baba. 

I’ve seen a lot of sausage in my day but I’ve never seen one as abominable as what was on @belarusplate.

Notified the RSPCA as well for giving it to the dog.

All that Statoil money floating around Stavenger and not a proper sausage to be found?

15 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Years back we were sitting on the 9th tee box at Valspar - beachers had been set up and we were a couple rows back. 

Kaymer had just begun his swing and my son dropped his soda all over the lady in front of him who screamed like a banshee.

Kaymer froze at the top of his swing immediately, oohs and ahhs from everyone.

Never looked around, took a few seconds and piped one down the middle.

I once singed this birds nylon windbreaker with a ciggy at a Blue Jays game and my mate thought it would ignite so he poured half his beer (granted it was Labatts Blue) and she turned around and berated him to no end. 
 

For any of you cunts who followed baseball this was in the late 80s and was the shittest ballpark in baseball - Exhibition Stadium.  

We got so hammered we had to leave the car in the stadium car park and get a motel room which actually turned out to be a hookers motel and we had to listen to headboards knocking. I sleep soundly so no issue. My mate waited outside and then snagged a prossie- the twat lifted 40$ from my wallet as well to pay her and then bitched the whole drive home about the price. We lived 5 hour drive away. 
 

15 hours ago, SasaS said:

I went to see Blue Velvet at a retrospective once and someone laughed at a particularly Lynchian line of dialogue and then some other people laughed during the next scene. By the end the entire cinema was laughing at almost every line, we were falling out of our chairs. I don't think that was what Lynch intended.  Also, it was some time ago and I will have to see it again, but that was really like the kid from The Emperor's New Cloths, previously, I saw it as an intriguing dark thriller and that experience was like some deconstructive process which turned it into a preposterous peace of pretentious crap in front of our eyes.
 

Or maybe someone sabotaged the ventilation system.

Well it certainly sabotaged my night of potential romance.

Pretty in Pink would have been a better option.

I took a girl when I was 18 on a first date to Blue Velvet. She was horrified.

After that I stuck to John Hughes films.

The thing with restaurant sliced toast is they will say four slices of toast which is actually just two as it’s a slice of bread cut in half. It’s like an away goal rule- it counts double if toasted. When they bring you a bread roll basket they don’t slice the rolls in half. But somehow it’s okay to slice toast, and over her it’s usually triangular. And then they bring out the little packets of jam and peanut butter and ....fucking shit fake marmalade. It’s a horror show. 
 

My ex wife used ask me to make her peanut butter toast.  I never sliced it and died a little inside every time. You stop eating peanut butter when you turn 10. 

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

I fear we may never get along on this topic.

We just could never have breakfast together which I guess rules out any homoerotic feelings I had for you. 

I think, going on the recent breakfast thread, that actually making toast and should be discussed before deciding whether or not to slice it or which geometric shape to slice it.

Correct answer is don’t fucking slice toast. 
 

Also some people put margarine on toast. Can you imagine that? 

The Hague has been notified.

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Need to turn the setting up on the toaster, or better still, do it under the grill.

Yes.

Go to the Col Lifey setting and then two back. 
 

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

I have the juice in a separate bowl and dunk toast or bread and butter in it.

I woke up ten minutes ago.

I looked through the last few pages of this hoping to be inspired for breakfast.

And now the image of toast or bread and butter- and let’s be honest here the last few pictures they appear to be the same fucking thing- being dunked in tinned sieve juice from tomatoes....

Can no one make proper toast?

As well, it appears a new obsession with funghi is creeping in. And they look tinned as well. 

The potato peel film was good.