Erik T

I wonder why Nagelsmann isn’t mentioned as one of the favourites for the job. He’s managed RB Leipzig, Bayern München and now Germany, and he’s only 36! And he’s available in the summer. Also, he did win the Bundesliga with BM, but I guess that should be expected.

«Waturu under the bridge» Haha, loved that one.

Top, top Hitlerjugend analysis of Leicester’s new manager.

Top, top manager’s shelf life analysis, there.

Top, top «abomination of a footballer» analysis there.

Wait, the earth isn’t flat?

You don’t like pizza?!?

Here’s a thought - not very original, but still: Let Gomez play right back and move Trent up to midfield. Strengthens both the defense and the midfield as Gomez is better than Trent defensively, and Trent, for all his defensive errors, is still far better than Elliott defensively.

«He must have smashed a black cat over the head with a mirror while standing under a ladder when he was at the World Cup.» Top, top superstition analysis there.

Top, top Brazilian hair colour analysis, there.

Top, top pre-match protest analysis there.

I meant a Leeds player of course but in my defence Napoli were actually at Anfield warming up as I wrote that. «Napoli on my mind» you know. Instead of Georgia.

Top, top «shades of shite» analysis there. The first goal is 100% on Gomez in my opinion. He doesn’t even look up to see where the keeper is or if there is a Napoli player nearby before he plays the ball.

With all this hate of yours flowing, Dave, you could have been a Dark Lord of the Sith. «I can feel your anger. It gives you focus, makes you stronger.»

Who wrote this, by the way? I refuse to believe that Dave has written an entire report from a match against West Ham without calling them «Tory bastards» and ridiculing Moyes.