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So a friend of a friend who i kind of know pulled some bird the and took her home the other night. The lad in question is about 8 stone soaking wet and and the bird he pulled was about 6ft something and built like a German Shot Putter. He got her back to his and she was saying that shes gonna give him the night of his life etc... and goes into the tiolet to freshen up. 5 mins later hes lying on the couch waiting for her and she comes running downstairs with a piece shit in her tights swirling it in the air, and starts beating the shit out of him with it! and then she bails out of the front door. He took the beating cos he is a soft bastard and opted for the squirrel position. He went into work and told the lads what had happened. He said he looked in the mirror after she bailed and he had evidence of the attack on his face and it looked like he had freckles. Sounds crazy but i find it hard to beleive that someone would make that story up. Funniest thing ive heard in a while and had to share!
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Bitch never scrubs her pan marks after a shit. Fucking disgusting bint habit. That is all.
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Anyone seen this video? the lads a nutcase. [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE] How did he get through the door? haha.
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I full expect Rafa to play the exact same team as the last two games. -------------Reina-------------- -------------------------------- Johnson---Carra---Skrtel---Insua -------------------------------- ---------Gerrard----Lucas------- -------------------------------- Yossi----------Kuyt--------Riera -------------------------------- --------------Torres------------ Seen someone shouting for Babel to start on the right on another thread. Personally I think he is far better on the right then left, and seems more comfortable there which I think he showed just a little with his appearance in midweek. But I fully expect the team above. Only change would be Mascherano coming in somehwere. 0-2. Torres, Gerrard.
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strike my last few postd/therads from the reorfds.... nothing to see here.
