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I was woken up this morning by a dog skriking. So I goes out to see what it was and its the cutest staffy you ever seen. This little pup the thing goes running in to my flat my dog nearly rips it to bits. So the next door neighbour comes round and says she will take it. But she has got loads of cats she locked them all in one room. Now i have left the house now. Im sat on my comp posting on this site and i hear screaming i go to see whats going on. The cute little staff has a dead cat in her mouth the old woman is in tears it killed two of her cats. Fucking hell how sick i feel sorry for the old woman because she loves them dearly.

I had a bit of a betting problem a few years back, mainly due to being greedy and bored in an office next door to a bookies. Anyway I packed in (other than my 5 or 10 quid a week footy coupons) until we played everton a month or so back. I was standing outside the salisbury by anfield and if anyone knows the area, you will know it's next door to willy hills. All afternoon I was tempted but I Knew it would be a bad move, so much so I gave my mate my cash so I couldn't just slope off. I begged him to give me 20 quid and I made it fifty on the roulette and walked away, that was my earlier problem, I couldn't walk away. This made me realise that I am no longer betting for teh sake of betting and what not and I really enjoyed it. I've since been having a little bet, just putting the feelers out really and gettin back into it. This weekend I was out on saturday and felt rough as toast on sunday so I had a fiver on each race at aintree and stayed in bed to watch said racing. I wish I'd of had a proper bet now! 12.05 - Midnight Opera - 14/1 (finnished at 12/1) Simply, I just fancied this and had to try very hard to back it, i usually back the faves in the first few races at Aintree. 12.35 - Frankie Figg - 10/1 (finnished at 8/1) Weirdly, the missus picked this one out. I couldn't pick between this and two others so she got the pick of the three. 13.45 - Hello Bud - 15/2 This is a family favourite, my grandad is called Buddy and since it ran another race earlier this year, we have all backed it. 14.55 - Eighteen Carat - 10/1 I read every write up about every horse and this one stood out as a battler. I picked up 212.50 and lost a tenner. My plans to help me stop going down the old road are; -Only bet on races I can watch. -Lay aside a comfortable amount of money each week/month as a betting bank and do not exceed. -Keep a betting diary, so I can study how well i'm doing and if I'm up or down on the week/month/year. Any other tips?

...who would it be? For me, I'd like to see David Bowie's Jareth the goblin king replace Hitler in Downfall. His wardrobe and hair styling would clash favourably with that of the rest of the cast, and during dire moments of great tension - such as when he's just been told the Russians have Berlin surrounded - he could sing 'Magic Dance'. Wouldn't be historically accurate, but who's counting? "What the shizen is that noisehouzen?" "In 9 hours and 23 minutes...I'll be dead!" "Well, laugh!"