Best news I've had in 15 years today. Written confirmation that finally I'll stop being raped by those cunts. I've never begrudged paying my way for Lurtz Junior, my responsibility and all that.
Without getting into the whole details, every time I've progressed my career I've had to cough up more and more cash to his mother who works part time and drinks & smokes herself stupid most nights & weekends.
Even better; the cunts owe me £700.