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About 4 rashers of smoked bacon (fried or grilled) 2 fried eggs 2 sausages A scoop of baked beans A decent portion of mushrooms (fresh ones cooked in butter, not those briney things you often get) A few grilled tomatoes (not the tinned stuff) 2 slices of buttered toast Tea Orange juice That's it. No black pudding. Black pudding is congealed blood, and has no place on your plate. Also, no pipetting drops of fancy stuff onto the eggs, which I think I saw Heston Blumenthal doing when he tarted up the Little Chef Olympic breakky (not that I wouldn't mind trying his version of it, mind you).
With all this Horse-meat nonsense going on I reckon we should all lay our cards on the table. Which animals would you NOT eat? These animals have been farmed specifically for eating to "free range" standard and are not poached illegally. Diseases in these animals (ie AIDS in monkeys) has been eliminated through selective breeding. This has happened over night and is available in Butchers today. Anyone who doesn't show their reasoning will be negged. For me: Monkeys and Apes - It's all a little too close to home for me, we walk, they walk a bit, we use tools some of them use tools, we wear hats, they wear hats. I'd feel a bit Cannibalistic I think Tiger - I think they are probably the most beautiful animal in the world. Seeing some in Chester zoo in those (relatively speaking) tiny cages made me out raged. Bats - reckon they'd be a bit bony and sinewy. Probably good for deep frying but I don't deep fry things so I'll pass