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Im sure there was another thread on this but I cant find it. I'm really enjoying this and think hes one of the most intelligent comedians out there. He's done four episodes so far and I think they're all on bbc iplayer,give it a look,he's a bit different but a welcome relief from sh*te like Michael McIntyre.

Seeing as we've just bought the most expensive, and arguably most sought after keeper around. Is it time we put in place, a world class goalkeeping coaching system? We've seen the club head hunt sports science people from bayern Munich. We've even head hunted their chef. How on earth have we not replaced the ex Tranmere guy by now? I know YouTube clips can be edited anyway you like. But you can see some teams goalkeepers going through some ridiculous drills. With the balls being kicked off board's or even road hoarding so the keeper can't read where the ball is going. But whenever you see our lads working. It's just a little tap tap bollox, or the other infamous one now where a high ball is thrown in and a few lads have cushions to put the keeper off. I know the argument can be made for achterburg not been given anything of use to work with up until now. But surely with us making such an investment in Alisson, that we should do right be him and put the best coaching team behind him. Ah thoughts?

This fella's on tonight in Liverpool and I only found out before. Gutted. I was only watching him last night on Paramount. He's one funny, funny guy. Ang Lee Starts off a bit slow like.

A BOY of 16 was knifed to death as 20 screaming teenage thugs battered him during a terrifying street battle between rival gangs. Horrified families watched as a hoodie-wearing mob ripped off Ben Hitchcock's shirt, stabbed him, pummelled him to the floor and stamped on his head. Mum Seniz Yersever, 40, looked out of her window just before midnight after hearing bloodcurdling yells and saw the thugs raining blows on Ben. Advertisement She said: "What I saw was like a bloodthirsty lynch mob attacking a fearful young lad. "They were making animal noises. They all had hoods on and some had towels over their heads. "I shouted to my husband to call the police because it was clear something horrendous was happening." As Seniz watched, Ben staggered a few yards then collapsed. Her stunned neighbour Samantha Crossingham had also been watching the carnage - which began as two rival gangs clashed. Samantha bravely ran from her house in an attempt to save the fatally injured lad. She said: "My son shouted for me after he saw the group drag the boy into the road and stamp on his head repeatedly. "It was like a riot. There were around 40 kids in total screaming and running all over the place. "Some were stamping on him. He got up but they began punching him towards some metal railings which have spikes on top. "He was screaming out 'Please help me.' I grabbed a towel and ran downstairs into the street where he was lying. "He was bleeding heavily from his lower back. It looked like he had been stabbed. It was unbelievable. I was panic-stricken but tried to help him. I put the towel under his back, put him in the recovery position and tried to talk to him. He didn't say anything but was still breathing. "I shouted to his friends to give me their jackets to keep him warm as he was going into shock. "I kept talking to him until the police and ambulance arrived." Other families living in Southend Road in Beckenham, South-East London, told how the two rival gangs fought a running battle on Saturday. Richard Walden, 21, said: "One guy had a massive metal pole in his hand, others had what looked like planks of wood." A girl of 13 who witnessed the mayhem from her home said: "I saw a man with a big chain swinging it around his head. People were holding broken bottles. I saw the boy lying in the road. He wasn't moving. Some girls were screaming 'Stop It, Stop It'." Ex-cop Glenn Tainio, 44, said each gang was made up of about 20 teenagers. He added: "One mob came down from the Lewisham end of the road while another lot came from the Beckenham end. "Most wore hoodies. Some were really tooled up - they carried 3ft bats and one had a chain. "The two groups came together and started fighting. It looked like it was a pre-organised fight. I have never seen anything like it. "I am a former police officer so I have seen gang violence but I was too scared to go out there." Ben, from Penge, died in hospital. He is believed to have two brothers named Louis and Jake. He was a pupil at Kelsey Park Sports College in Bromley and was taking his GCSEs. A school friend said yesterday: "Everyone is just devastated. We can't believe it." A family friend who yesterday laid flowers near the spot where Ben died said: "We've known him since he was five. He has always been like one of the family. I can't believe this has happened." Scotland Yard said 14 youths had been held in connection with the killing and added: "There were two gangs. All those arrested are black males but it is not being treated as a racial incident." Ben's death came in a weekend of violence across London. Annaka Keniesha Pinto, 17, died after she was shot during a fight in a bar in Tottenham on Saturday. A man in his 20s was shot dead in the street in Acton and Mikey Brown, 23, was stabbed to death at a Kingston nightclub. Meanwhile Steven Wilson, 25, died of stab wounds on Saturday after a pub fight in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear.