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bias aside who should get it
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Goalkeeper blackmailed Premiership star over sex images - Telegraph Just saw this. Being very nosey here but anyone heard anything on this? Any names??
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She's a bit of a ladette apparently. She was recently on a flight and had been booked in to Economy and not too chuffed so she decided to move herself into first class. The Stewardess then asked to see her ticket and after inspection informed Blondie that she didnt have a vaild ticket and would have to go back to Economy to which she replied I am not moving and I am staying here and not moving for anyone. The Stewardess then calls the head Stewardess over and explains the situation who then goes over and lays down the law to which blondie replies I told you I aint moving for no fucker. They then consult the Captain who informs the crew that he has a Blond bird at home and is fluent in Blondish and will go and sort the problem out. After speaking to Blondie for a few minutes Mrs Keane returns to her original seat. The crew are totally amazed and ask the captain what he said to get such a transformation in her attitude to which he replied I told her the front of the plane was not stopping in Dublin.
