I'm a right clumsy arse at the best of times, but right now i have a few fingers in a bowl of ice water.. at tea tonight i only went and tried to pull out the hot oven tray without a towel or oven glove for fucks sake. My little finger hurts the most.
I have woman flu, i'm struggling to sleep with that and now i'll piss myself if i keep my hand in a bowl of water when i eventually do try to sleep tonight. Does that actually happen?
Anyway,
the point of the thread, please feel free to make me feel better by sharing your own self inflicted injuries, the more stupid and gruesome the better. I've been peering back at the work related one a few times this weekend. funny stuff.