Just had a debate with my House mate over my right not to shower.
I could not be arsed getting one this morning as I don't have to go anywhere and she has just complained that I smell of Vinegar and sweat. It is my right as a Man to choose not to get a Shower and the smell of sweat is considered a turn on in some societies.
The Cheeky bitch should have offered to give me a suck treat when she got a whiff and I've told her the only way I'm getting a shower today is if she joins me.
I'm right.