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Thicker than pig shit. He talks complete utter crap. Everything cos JT is not there. So thick it not true.

Here is a prime candidate for the TWAT list. Jonathan Shalit truly is a "twat" and I can guarantee lots of serious cringing if you spot this guy in action. He thinks he is really big cheese in Showbiz (and in newspapers as a writer) and imagines he is of worldwide importance but in fact he's never managed or handled any serious bands at all. He also fancies himself as some sort of journalist but his writing in the "Daily Mail" (see below) is all shameless, self-serving, show-off, garbage. He's all over the place is Shalit....always popping up to express his opinions on TV on such subjects as Michael Jackson. How dare he. He's one of those really irritating people who has got himself in a position of being asked to comment by the media if there is anything in the news about music/showbiz or, it seems Barbados. Then up pops this prat again. All he did was manage Charlotte Church and someone called Mylene Glass, whoever she is, and a few other people that are hardly going to change the world. He thinks he’s Louis B Mayer and he’d like to have Simon Cowell’s power and Michael Winner’s friends. What a creep. Michael Winner, witty and interesting as he is, has an act which is unique to him, which is to appear OTT but it's all tongue-in-cheek and he is in fact a lovely guy, witty, brilliant and caring. Jonathan Shalit wants it all, including all that Michael Winner has built up.....no chance at all. Shalit is just a twat. He made his name by talking Charlotte Church (or her parents) into allowing him to handle her when she was a little girl. When she got a few years older and clued up she could not have got rid of this poison dwarf quickly enough. Then he sued her. Michael Winner nearly died after being poisoned by shell-fish in Barbados......he used to go every Christmas but he didn’t go last year so what happens? Shalit opens his big gob. This guy wants to be the next Michael Winner sending despatches from Barbados except that unlike Winner, neither his writing or his wit comes anywhere near. He is just incredibly irritating. This is what appeared in the "Daily Mail" last January:- "Without Michael Winner providing the unofficial entertainment in Barbados this New Year for the first time in 28 years, Jonathan Shalit has unintentionally stepped into his shoes. The well-nourished uber-agent, who looks after Myleene Klass, was showing off on a jet ski with beautiful London lawyer, Yaell Tornhibler, when the two were unceremoniously dumped into the Caribbean by a freak wave. 'This huge wave knocked us off the jet ski and we crashed onto rocks. 'We ended up with cuts and bruises - but not too badly,' says Jonathan, who went on to meet millionaire racehorse owner Michael Tabor's daughter, Laurel, at last night's New Year's Eve party at the Sandy Lane Hotel. Jonathan, meanwhile, disputes Winner's contention that it is no fun seeing in New Year at Sandy Lane. 'I've always had a fabulous time,' Jonathan tells me. 'I like Michael but one or two people have expressed the view that they are relieved he's not in Barbados this year." Read more: RICHARD KAY: Tallulah lost in translation | Mail Online This is what he writes about himself- Jonathan Shalit - Biography This is him showing off and posing:- I'm a celebrity, get me to Barbados! | Mail Online While Britain shivered I was getting away from it all at the world's glitziest party | Mail Online Nuff said?

Do we have any realistic chance of snapping him up? Also, do we have enough in our wage budget. I think we could do much worse than to get him. Interest will definitely heat up if he has a good World Cup.

I live in liverpool and I want Everton to get beat, without writing a book two words come to mind as to my reasoning. 1.Moyes 2.Kenright