There is a guy at work who is doing my fucking head in. Considering he's a very kind hearted person who means well - in fact he even bought me a Chinese earlier and wouldn't take any money for it, the guy just does the single most annoying possible act in any circumstance. Constant impressions and sound effects like a kid with tourrettes followed by him and him alone laughing at his annoying as fuck impression or shitty non joke which then gets repeated ad fucking nauseum. He's told this same story individually to all 6 of his colleagues and I've been in earshot each time. He pisses himself laughing at the end of the story each time. What the fuck is this about? I've had to go out for a break just to avoid him for a short while. I am usually an extremely tolerant person who has quite a high threshold for irritation but this guy is just talented in the field of annoyance.
And Breathe. FUCK OFF CLIVE!