Unashamedly vulgar no doubt, but strangely - there's famous birds I'd rather shag than these two, but everytime I see them I think "mmm, I'd like to rim her."
Maria Sharapova.
Frankie Sandford from The Saturdays.
I'm off to Glasgow at 8.15am to see the bird I've just realised I like. Lager makes you think clearer and National express are a saviour at £43 open return.
See you on the other side.