Can't find the remote and Songs of Praise is on with special guest singer Darius Danesh from popstars.
Didn't Elvis used to shoot the telly when there was something shit on?
Absolute nightmare this, the freeview box has got no buttons either.
So basically, she is calling him an ugly twat and got married for a laugh but once she is bored he can fuck off.
Hopefully they will fix CERN soon and end it all.