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Kuwaiti crown Prince, Sheik Iffi-Radna Bin Foryzel, the flamboyant and often out spoken oil billionaire who is known to have a love of football, is rumoured to have held a number of secret meetings with the Everton board with a view to purchasing the club. Apparantly the first of those meetings occurred late last year when he met with the Everton supremo's in a London hotel. Dutch born Swiss based financier, Mister Haan D' Ball, architect of the proposed plan said in a terse interview that Foryzel has offered cash in return for the entire club but was reluctant to discuss specific terms and conditions. However, it is understood that if the Everton board choose to accept, the Kuwaiti could be running Goodison by the end of this year. Sheik Foryzel announced ambitious plans for the ailing ex giant. Relocation plans to Kirkby would be immediately shelved and a purpose built football stadium would be developped in Liverpools North central waterfront giving an economic boost to the area with a proposed plan to improve transportation links to the stadium particularly from the Mersey tunnels. A statue commemerating the 39 Everton fans who died is to be built outside the stadium causeway. "I'm not sure when 39 everton fans died, or where," the prince commented, "But it's nice to see so many Everton fans wearing tee shirts remembering their fallen brothers and sisters." Naming rights for the stadium will not be an issue according to D'Ball. "The prince does not need financing and consequently feels the stadium naming conventions should both honour and be representative of his own culture and those of Everton fans. The prince visited Goodison last year and has decided to name the stadium after he heard the fans chanting all through the game. So, the new Mirdiriz stadium it will be. In addition, the high profile Robbedyerownded, DieDieNicky-NickyDie stands will represent a state of the art configuration with advanced amenities including phlegm boxes." Update - we've just heard the prince has realised he made a mistake and told D'Ball he meant the other team in blue, the one from that other city with the other big red team.

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