Went the chippy with my Dad today, and these two women we know walk in. They are the daughters of an elderly neighbour and they are in their forties at least.
Joking about with them, they say don't tell my dad you seen us here he will want something. Turns out the day before he had treated them to something from the chippy and they hadn't returned the favour. Poor bastard will be sitting there with a fucking boiled egg tonight.