I went to put a bin bag in the wheelie bin about 2am this morning and the front door closed behind me. Nobody was in so I was locked out and completely fucked. I've just spent the last 4 and a half hours in the fucking shed on a shitty sun lounger and feel like smashing something up. I only got in because I heard one of my house mates in the Kitchen after they had just got in from a night out.
That was fucking hell you twatty cunting shitty fucked up prick of a shed.