Had some spicy a da meatballs before and one of them tasted funny, it was mushy and when I looked at it it was pink inside. The old girl put the rest back in the pan for a bit and I polished them off, but I reckon the damage has been done. My guts are groaning like a U-Boat which is well below its crush depth, and I've just done a floating shit which had the consistency of a mimetic polyalloy, and which can only be described as 'orange'. It's also refusing to flush.