Are you in need of absolution?
Have you ever doubted the merits of the almighty Kuyt?
Have you ever likened him to a Dutch John Hartson?
Well my brethren, this is the thread for you.
I was a sinner. I turned from the righteous path. I did not put my faith in the one known as DIRK. But I have seen the light, and I want to tell you, brothers and sisters, that forgiveness can be YOURS. Just utter His name three times, and you shall be cleansed of your folly.
Let me hear it once: DIRK
DIRK a second time
The final DIRK makes three
Praise be to Dirk. Only Dirk can set you free.