He's fucking Scottish for fuck's sake!
I wish he'd fuck off too, he's everywhere, he's like agent Smith in the final Matrix film, in fact you can imagine 900 John Barrowmans coming at you in a basketball court trying to bum you.
He's on John Woss now, he's on that finding Nancy bollocks, Torchwood and some quizz show.
He used to be on some show called the movie game and used to remind you every five seconds what the show was called "Time for round two of....THE MOVIE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
* smiles with overly white teeth
Fuck off.