He might as well just lob it out and knock one off over Ronaldo. For fuck sake, we've got this dick wanking off over Ronaldo on ITV and Motson on the BBC who sports a permanent hardon for Roooooooneeeeeeey. Pair of fucking idiots.
...and Mark fucking Bright co-commentating earlier? Fuck's that all about?! Can't decide who's more of a dick - Bright or Pleat on the other side.
Jesus, I'd give anything for some decent terrestrial TV commentators.