Pungkoq Hang

On 29/10/2023 at 17:14, Redder Lurtz said:

This cunt on Kuenssberg this morning. Tory minister Michelle Donelan. One of the first things out of her mouth "Israel has a right to defend itself" and refuses to discuss civilian deaths in Palestine. Piece of shit. 

 

Deffo would, Irreversible-style.

42 minutes ago, LFC 6 Times said:

Obvious this guy was gonna be a hit. Got absolutely bags of talent, we’ve got un gem here. Thanks Munich.

*Shudders*

Robbo's worse than Riise in I-ain't-using-my-right-foot-for-shit stakes.

Here's me thinking Endo would have been perfect for this match.

Just now, TheSire said:

He looks the spitting image of Stev-O from Jackass

Out-fucking-standing.

Fuck me, Jota could have seen red there. All it would take is for Skipp to pull an Ederson and Jota would have been in deep trouble.

Robbo having a mare here. Time for Tsimikas, surely?

Looking tasty, Harvey vs Hojberg duel.

We don't really do tackling now do we? Maybe it's beneath some players.

Hahahaha Mo putting Martinez on his arse is beautiful!!

Just now, Torvald Utne said:

Feels like Salah only gets a free kick if he has his back to the goal.  Maybe he should try running backwards

Hack-a-Mo on full swing, and everyone's invited!

1 hour ago, an tha said:

Just checked - amazingly Kavanagh as 4th official aside it is a manc free zone.

 

Referee: Andy Madley  Assistants: Adam Nunn, Harry Lennard. Fourth official: Chris Kavanagh. VAR: David Coote. Assistant VAR: Timothy Wood.

Coote in Stockley Park. Great, that's us fucked then.

3 hours ago, Reckoner said:

He’s fucking nuts haha love him even more now.

 

That would have made a decent Fatboy Slim mix.

7 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Just come on to say Bruno Fernandes is an absolute fucking cunt.  Needs a fucking hammer in his obnoxious grid.

I was thinking along the same lines, only the implement I have in mind would be any piece of heavy mining equipment (to paraphrase George Carlin).

Lisandro Martinez just came on. It always fascinates me how shortarses like him, or going back further, the likes of Fabio Cannavaro, Roberto Ayala and Ivan Cordoba could play CB at the highest level and be among the finest exponent of defending in the modern game.

Gomez brain fart, again. What's new then?

Wolves no 23 with both hands dragging Salah to the ground with the lino a meter or two away, No flag.

Dem foreigners and their dirty ways, eh?

On a positive note, take a bow young Stefan. Really held his own in the middle of the park against a World Cup winner, recalled him winning a few challenges v Mac Allister, using the ball really well at times and some nice interceptions to set up our counters. Ran out of gas as the second half wore on, got subbed and then the Hendo-Fabinho shitshow ensued...  

6 hours ago, stringvest said:

 

we'd be Southampton. 

Tell you what though, even James Ward-fucking-Prowse would be a damn sight better in our midfield at this juncture. That's how fucked we are in that area of the field.

1 minute ago, TD_LFC said:

 

Not saying the conclusion is wrong, so don't bite my head off, but even in our pomp was the goals/assists in our midfield significantly different?

I'd hazard a guess not a lot. Their main role is to force quick turnovers from the oppo defence or midfield and give the ball to Salah or Mane for them to their thing, with Bobby providing link-up play. Unless if it was Arsenal, then Bobby would just walk the ball into goal.

What this team really needs is three motherfucking prime Wijnaldums in midfield. Joni Mitchell has that shit spot on, "you don't know what you've got till it's gone".

Just now, dockers_strike said:

 

Are you serious? One cost us over £65m and one is a 22 year old who you wouldnt say was pulling up any trees despite him being a local lad.

The former is a 22 yo coming from a different league, having a stop-start time in his fledgling Liverpool career playing in a dysfunctional team devoid of any cohesion, structure nor nous yet still has 10 goals to his name. His price tag has nothing to do with it. The latter is an attack-minded player barely getting the minutes while being shoehorned in midfield trying to fill a position which is unnatural/uncomfortable to him. Ditto Elliott. Both of them are simply not number 8s.

People giving Nunez and Jones both barrels on here is a real head-scratcher for me. At least both of them have age on their side, what about our finger-pointing supreme captain and Fabinho? 

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Should that be the case, flush em and let rot, evangelical fundamentalist bellends!

Is the right answer.

Brave, brave defending there from Gomez. Well done.

The fuck's wrong with our Brazilians this season? Fab and Bobby is firmly in the "dogshit" zone, and even the normally unflappable Alisson is teetering perilously close. Bolsonaro supporters who are still sulking is my take on this baffling state of affairs.

2 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Thiago constantly giving the bell away in such a classy way I could never understand. 

Careful, a single word, mildly insulting reply might be incoming. Teflon Man is pretty much untouchable here.