Pungkoq Hang

Salah's blue boots, what the actual fuck?

Head's gone, get rid etc,

Trent preening in the centre circle instead of staying wide as a fullback should fucking be, is starting to grind my gear. The times we put Palace in a spot of bother were, yes you guessed it, when we managed to create overload on the wings. But hey, this inverted fullback thingy is en vogue now innit?

Has fullbacks overlapping been banned in training?

Nah, pace goals don't count.

Nearly 24 hours has passed, still royally fuming at the result. Add to that Gooner twatstains at work lording it big time. Yeah right fuckers, enjoy it while it lasts. Hoping for Haaland and co. to give them a dry bumming (with reds and injuries galore for both teams) at the Emptyhad.

Is it wrong for me to be wishing dog AIDS and cancer of the cock on Oliver, Webb, Tierney, Coote, that cunt who elbowed Robbo and got off scot-free and their ilk? 

(Sian Massey excepted, on account of not possessing said appendage but also one of the good, competent ones, a rare breed indeed)

Never heard of that cunt.

13 minutes ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

I'd Roy Evans it up. "Razor" Ruddock, McAteer, Redknapp, McManaman and lots of other silly names. 

 

Ooooooooooooooooh they don't make them like that any more. 

Thing is Roy Evan's teams play football that was pleasing to the eye, kind of shit at defending though (sexy Argentine shagging-on-the-dance-floor tango in attack, Morris dancing defence at the back). The Owl's vintage however was, how do you put it... shit.

6 minutes ago, an tha said:

I like the thinking.

 

I'd go for Aquilani in midfield over joke hole, but sadly he broke a fingernail this morning and is out for a month 

*Shudders*

The Cancer+Aids years, adroitly helmed by Hodgson, is much more traumatic than most of us would like to admit.

1 hour ago, an tha said:

If you aren't starting Jovanovic you are not being serious.

That was an oversight on my part for which I apologise. A front three of him, Ngog and Voronin would do nicely. I'd like to see Cole in midfield though that might be asking too much of the Danish powerhouse.

The Doss is showing signs of fatigue I'm afraid. Time for young Jack Robinson though to step up.

On 06/03/2024 at 08:53, LFC 6 Times said:

Adrian, Degen, Kryagios, Skrtel, Dossena, Spearing, Plessis, O'Connell, Koumas, Danns, Origi

Fuck that shit off. Poulsen should start.

Old Joe is now our very own Red Adair, putting out fires and plugging gaps all across the pitch, the ultimate utility player. Much has been made about professional players dislike of the supersub label (detesting it even, David Fairclough's take on that is well-documented I believe), but what about being called a utility player? Anybody here who has played to a decent level can shed a light on this?

4 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

They think he should have given them the ball back after they put it out. I’m sure you’ll hear more from them about it.

Missed that one out, cheers. Stream died and only restarting just as Mac was about to cross to Darwin.

What's that handbag between Virgil and half of the scabs coaching team all about? One with them has been given a red by Manc Tierney. Not really an in-your-face celebration by Van Dijk now is it?

THIS.FUCKING.TEAM.

Now Herr Schmadtke, you know what to do. Get on the blower and set the groundworks to get this guy for the upcoming transfer window. He's 40 years old you say? Pah! Energizer Bunny's got nothing on this guy. To paraphrase shitcoat, I got tired just watching this reel.

Him and Endo in the middle, no fucker's gonna get through our midfield. Get it done, schnell!

Should be grabbing some random kid from the crowd to lift the cup.

Just read that he actually plays with a customised gumshield, fuck me that's just straightup badass. He's taking no prisoners the moment he steps on the pitch and he's well-kitted for that. Might as well put on them scary Japanese samurai battle mask while you're at it Endo-san.

12 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Top of the league and Everton in the bottom 3

 

 

This should on on every time we win, Much better that that Bart Simpson's McMahon-esque walking GIF anyway. 

What's with this "illness" bollocks going through the squad? Bad batch of PEDs, that's got to be it.

Up the doping reds.

Missing Endo big time here. Thank fuck Japan has been knocked out of the Asian Cup.

5 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Diaz is very weak physically.

This has aged terribly hehe.

What's Rafa up to nowadays?

Worth it just for the mental image of the ART members head exploding, Scanners-style.

7 hours ago, aws said:

Do you reckon they got the eyeholes in the right place? 

All you do is criticise, criticise, criticise.

Shit Andy Carroll these yokels sung earlier. Snort!

There's an Endo-shaped hole in our midfield at the moment.