Mr Holliday

Anyone want to give me a ridiculous offer for Haaland?

And I’ll take Jonathan David for Callum Wilson, ta.

I miss the old draft.

Deal with @Karl_b Raphinha, McNeil, Barnes & Chiesa for Rabiot, Max Aarons @Bruce Spanner @Dynamite do your thing, gents. Pleasure doing business, Karl,

I’m far too important and busy to read titles. But cheers.

How long left for transfers? Negotiating with someone

rb14 Ronald Araujo Scott Karl Preacher Pidge - Lee Kang-in Skidfingers McGonical - Daniel Sturridge in Edin Dzecko out Bjornebye John102 - Edson Alvarez Mr Holliday- Oihan Sancet Lee NO2 EEL Sir Rog SD Captain Dynamite Alex Bruce aRdja @Lee909

You won the first six loads, he just gave up in the end.

I’d said to Bruce I needed to win 8 out of the last 11 to get Champions league, won two and drew one of the next three. Only for Bruce to do me dirty like that. I’m the Leeds of the draft.

Raphinha, Barnes, Chiesa & McNeil available in the summer. Looking for a CB & any of the middle positions: DM, CM, AM. Willing to swap all four for two.

Never in doubt

Jelly Jalopy Out: Ronald Araujo In: Sander Berge (Unattached)

Jelly Jalopy Out: Jamie Vardy In: Callum Wilson (Unattached)

Bruce, set mine and John’s teams to rivals...

@No2 Fancy a Jota for Barnes straight swap?

@No2 Zupata and Barnes for Messi @Captain Turdseye I’ll give you a better deal: Zupata, Barnes, Raphinha, Vrasljko & Henderson for Pjanic, Griezmann & Kimmich If no deals agreed we’ll knock it on the head x

Messi for both aye?

Deal? Barnes and Zupata for Martial and Antoine G let’s shake virtual hands and celebrate the deal of the summer window.

How many you had? Cause I’ll take that, and I’ve had a few, and even though them two can’t wipe Zupata’s arse, I’m feeling generous, I’ve had the joys of him since the previous save.

Bruce in my ear telling me to do it, I fully know his game, tell me to take it now then gives you an unbelievable offer for Haaland next summer. Haaland is the only player of mine not for sale, but I would be willing to look at the same deal but Zupata (top scorer in the league) replacing Haaland in the deal.

Henderson, Vrasljko, Vardy & Barnes for Kimmich, Pjanic & Milik

@Captain Turdseye Mane is shite on the game, Hendo is God, let’s cut a deal.

Would a deal involving Henderson tickle your pickle?