Colonel Bumcunt

21 hours ago, Moo said:

 

KDB works really fucking hard and is always switched on to what's going on around him. Can you say the same about Trent?

Don't get that mate, the ground our full backs cover is vast, they aren't lazy. 

Trent has it all, it he bulks up a bit and gets the right coaching then he can be a brilliant physically dominant midfielder.  

Just let him wander around like KDB does, pops up wherever he likes. 

The closest thing there is to KDB in terms of chance creation. 

Any other manager builds a midfield around him. 

Chances are he doesn't sign a new contract now, let's be really honest here. 

All that coaching, you'd hope we'd have a better plan than to try and focus all shots through the bottleneck of the 'D' on the edge of the area where Everton have 4 men at all times. 

Perhaps fortuitous Klopp is leaving, yanno, we're approaching question mark territory across the past 2 years now. 

We all get to clap him out, rather than what might have developed next year.

Fuckinell, just watching Gomez and Tsimikas come on now, just looking at poor Jayden Dann's face on the bench.  This isn't the same manager that first came here. 

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Sad way to end the Klopp tenure this.

Klopp trying to turn around a 2-0 loss by bringing on Elliott, Endo and Quansah. 

Read it back to yourself. 

3 minutes ago, Moo said:

Jones FFS, shite, absolute waste of space that lad is far too often.

Yep, pure shite. 

But wait, Klopps solution is to put the equally redundant Elliott on.  Again. For the 50th time, as if one day he turns into Pedri.

I'm actually not arsed now, quite looking forward to being shit actually, taking joy from small moments game to game rather than having an unrealistic trophy expectation to find joy.  It's not even joy at that point, it's relief. 

I'm looking forward to some big changes in players, I'm so devoid of excitement looking at our squad.  It's criminal really.  Gravenberch, Gakpo, Szoboszlai, Endo, Nunez, Jota, Elliott, Jones, Salah, Tsimikas, I'm falling asleep just thinking about them. 

It doesn't .after who comes in, they've been lobbed a hand grenade. Maybe Slot is a controlled explosion, a cheap and expendable fall-guy to oversee a year of churn.  

This summer he loses experienced dressing figures in Thiago, Matip and Adrian.  We possibly sell Salah.

Next summer we lose Van Dijk and Trent on frees. 

We're also down to the final year for Robbie and Konate, we may sell. 

By all means, paint me a brighter picture.  

21 hours ago, Lee909 said:

 

Yes let's compare Klopp taking over a midtable Bundesliga 2 club in Mainz sitting in the relegation zone, a side who'd never been in the Bundesliga to Gerrard taking over Villa. A side he had well on its way to relegation with 8pts from 11 games to a side Emery got to 7th with 53pts from 27 games with the same players. But you know all this and are either completely delusional or on a wind up

 

 

1 hour ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Wheres Cole Palmer?

It's Arsenal, of course he's fucking injured. 

Of course he is. 

If we had a player like Odegaard we'd win everything.  

I'm betting that City go big for him. 

If Arsenal had signed Artur Melo and Aquilani they'd have both played 40 games this season. 

On 22/04/2024 at 15:52, Simbo said:

FFS.

 

Looks like Palmer is going to miss the game against Arsenal this week.

 

Unreal luck for Arsenal this season. Hard to take them seriously if they don't win the league, they'll never ever be given such a set of fortuitous circumstances to win a title again. 

20 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Gerrard at Villa

P 40

W 13

D 8

L 19

32.5% Win percentage 

 

Emery 'stinking the place up at Arsenal'

 

P 78

W 43

D  16

L 19

55% Win percentage 

P 278

W 109

D 78

L 83

40% win 

Shite from Gerrard. 

Hold on, sorry that's Klopp at Mainz. 

6 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

yeah the lad 15pts from relegation and 28pts from a Champions league spot is exactly what we need

Fuuuuck that nonsense.  

He's a Liverpool legend, the Villa fans were singing songs about him slipping on his arse 5 years earlier, there was never a chance of it working for him at any other PL club.  

It's like us appointing John Terry as manager.  

I'm starting to think big decisions are being affected by the TV series. 

Eg, if there was no TV series being made then I don't think Klopp announces his retirement early.  

They couldn't make a series and then the end credits say 'Klopp announced his retirement the following month'. 

Juggling potential names for new manager seems to be part of the plotline.  

Mourinho in the stands is a classic twist.  

2 hours ago, Red74 said:

Can I shock you.

 

i wouldn’t be upset with this after seeing some of the other names bandied around.

I'm 100% in. 

I suggest people take it a bit more seriously. 

Alonso is the type of mate who you love being around but one day you stumble into the bogs at a festival and he's fingering your missus. 

I've got no real affinity for the bloke, this I didn't want him as manager. 

I'm still on the Gerrard train. This isn't a paper exercise, and at the same age Klopp wasn't a great manager, he was making mistakes and learning.  Some of you wouldn't have looked twice at Klopp back when we appointed Rodgers.  

I mean, look at Kenny, considering where we were in our status what the fuck were we doing appointing a player manager? 

All I know is that Gerrard would slam a door on his cock to win things with us, and that's good enough for me. 

12 hours ago, bossy said:

I can see there’s more energy to us but our passing borders on incompetence at times and we can’t finish what we start. Bit confused by our tactics at times, overloading the left, presumably to create space on the right, but it’s not quite happening. We look dodgy every time they attack too.  Should have been a red for their handball mind.

I use that Real Madrid performance this week as the benchmark to compare us against. 

The ability to defend and not make dumb mistakes is key.

The ability of the forwards to receive the ball at pace and under pressure and yet still beat 1 or 2 men and get on the counter is amazing. 

The pure energy, skill and power in midfield to adapt to any opposition and beat them in a number of different ways is essential. 

Across the board, we're failing in all 3 areas. So is it a coaching deficit we have, or a player deficit? 

In attack, it's a player deficit. The closest we have to a Vinicius Jr or Rodrygo is probably Diaz, but he's a mile off them. We don't have enough pace in wide areas and they lose too many battles. When they get near the opposition area they aren't creative thinkers, and they lack the pace to hit the byline or sell a dummy.  They all want to score the same goal, from the edge of the area, and they usually don't even get that shot off.  

I'd gladly sell every forward bar Nunez, who I think still has the pace and power and confidence to be part of an elite team.  The rest can go, for various reasons, especially the injury prone.  

In midfield it's also a player deficit. You look at physical specimens like Camavinga, Tchouameni, Bellingham, Valverde, and it's like they're from another planet.  All at least 6 foot tall, and all are quick, strong, and have stamina. Obviously it helps that they score goals as well. 

Modric and Kroos are different types of player but we know their level, it's elite.   

Of all our midfielders, only MacAllister would get a contract at Madrid. 

Defenders.  I think it's a problem causes by the failures in midfield and attack primarily, but also a coaching and tactical failing.  We have great individual defenders, more than capable of stepping in at a team like Madrid.  

22 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

I think questions about training workload and rehab are pretty valid looking at the lack of energy out there at the moment. 
 

We were doing brilliantly with a skeleton crew and some kids two months ago. Literally winning trophies.

We've basically retired Thiago now, I mean, it's not as if he had his knee hanging off, it was a muscle injury wasn't it? 

And what about Doak and Gordon and Bajcetic?  Insane lay-offs, still ongoing. 

Saw Kyle Walker limp off a couple of weeks ago, he's back playing. KDB back for City and looking fitter than ever.  

Could be that Klopp has had one hand tied behind his back due to fucking incompetence from medical staff, in which case I'd revise my thinking about the state of the squad.  

The first thing I want to know is have we been let down by our fitness/rehab team. 

I heard Edwards sacked them, is this true?

Looking forward to a new manager at this point. 

Team seems in mourning. 

Not scoring from open play is becoming really fucking tedious. 

Should have sold Salah last summer, depreciation is always rapid. 

Nunez might have scored 3 in this half. 

City are still massively reliant on KDB doing amazing things. 

That's our next step, having a midfielder like that. 

The best thing our new manager can do is give Trent a go in that role.  If it doesn't work, fine, at least we tried it. 

I have Trent in my team but I think it's clear he needs reinvigorating under a new manager, with a new purpose. 

If he wants to stay.  If he doesn't then I have no issue with us selling. It'd be a shame, but his unhappiness would be on Klopp, and it is what it is. 

Otherwise, we take the money, £60m+, and we be smart.  

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

 

My biggest worry is Edwards trying  to show how clever he is and employing some university teacher whose thesis on stats and sport was an eye opener.

Nothing wrong with that. 

It's patently absurd to think we're only looking at a very thin slice of managerial candidates for a role that is perhaps 90% about psychology. 

Edwards is now my idol.  I don't think we'll miss Klopp from a footballing perspective, and I think that's been the case since he had whatever health scare he had that he has never been honest about.