Geoff Woade

What exactly do the dozens of coaches etc on the bench actually do? Theres tonnes of them, all I’m sure earning a fortune.

Can they not come up with an idea or give some pointers on defending and attacking?

If we’re safe for CL qualification I’d fuck the big names off for the last games and give the kids more time, they absolutely deserve it and should have kept their places on merit. We’ve been crap since the big names came back in.

Some serious clowns in this team at the moment. 

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Threats issued for this weeks champions league matches 

 

 

Didn’t think these were still a thing until the attack in Russia.

Cant imagine there’ll be too many volunteering to be the next ones to try after seeing the bastards who were caught the other week being fed their own ears or having their ball bags wired up to the mains.

In a way I hope they cling on this season. Then be completely financially broken and have to sell anyone worth a carrot in the summer and spend all next season getting bummed senseless without being able to moan it was deductions that sent them down. Slags.

5 minutes ago, sir roger said:

With ref to Jordy's comment earlier, its on TNT not Amazon isn't it ?

Yeah - they do this scummy thing where they make it look like it’s on Amazon but really they mean via the TNT app. Bastards.

30 minutes ago, Elite said:

That Li Tie sentence appears very harsh. Suppose that's china though.

The place is mental. I was stunned at what you can and can’t get away with there. It’s the maddest place I’ve ever been. 

He’s defo been told he’s been sacked and had some sort of breakdown. Like when he got sacked from England and had went mental.

He was probably spitting feathers.

Been sacked I’ll wager.

Sadly

Mascherano

Alonso

Torres

Suarez

in recent memory. 

I’d also say Emre Can has had a better career than if he’d stayed. Grabara too.

Time to get the wind breakers up round this lad. What’s the point.

16 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Pair of fucking rats. Hope they rott. 

Agree, people always start straight away with the rehabilitation stuff but I’m sure they’d have a different view it was their child who’d been stabbed to death for the entertainment of a pair of nut jobs.

I’d be perfectly happy if they’d have been dragged out the back of the court and finished off with a pair of house bricks. 

11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

They look exactly how I'd imagined.

 

Mate of mine has been covering this since word go and I think the lad is elective mute.

 

The man's tongue didn't come through customs.

The lad looks 26 not 16. Also looks like he works at CEX, surviving on energy drinks and rustlers burgers. 
Pair of ghouls.

Probably a lunatic shout but could Trent be a right forward pinging the crosses in but without defensive duties? 
A bit like Gerrard years ago for a spell. 
Then if Salah goes he could step in without having to sign and unknown.

’Ducks down’

It’s spreading, the stepsons’ under 12 rugby team are mostly sporting skin fades but with a perm on top. 
I’ve implored him not to join in as he’s already disadvantaged by being a ginger but I fear the advice isn’t hitting home.

There’ll be a good succession plan in place. Klopp will have told them who’s genuinely the best man and there’ll have been no ego about it. 
I’m confident we’ll get / have got the right man. We’re very lucky that seemingly the elite level next manager is someone we’d love here.

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Apart from the facial hair he’s the complete spit of my lesbian niece.

I’ve always thought it was a joke he was even given a job in management. 
Very good player but he’s obviously low intelligence and a bit of a skidmark of a person. 
Imagine being a player and having to follow the rules of someone with his track record.

He’s always been an odd little man. He’s very awkward and a complete drip.

I still hate this prick. He looks like the old dinner lady at a primary school who terrifies the kids and tells her cronies that she basically runs the school.

I realised on Tuesday that it had been 2 years and 10 months (when I got Covid the first time the night after I’d just played 5 a side) since I had broken into anything faster than the quick walk you do when someone holds a door open for you. Then 2 nights ago I got cajoled into playing in the lads vs dads part of footy training for 20 minutes. 
Within 3 minutes I was gobbing up greenies that tasted of blood, my teeth were freezing, as were my ears and hands. The frozen air was choking me and a rat faced 8 year old was informing me that I was ‘fucking shit mate’. It was a new low.

Until after 15 minutes where I vomited while I couldn’t actually see where as I’d gone blind due to my eyes fogging up. 
Still scored 3 and pushed a few of the little shits over though so it’s progress even though k think I’ve got a hernia.

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

This tweet below is what I mean about the way the narrative around their fanbase is shaped. You can see with your own eyes and ears how shite they are but then have to sit through some psyops telling you up is down because a director or a player fears for their safety, or because a hasbeen former player is trying to sell a ticket for "an audience with". 

 

It's like having a simple kid who you have to keep telling is really clever purely because they haven't shit their pants today, even thought they're 36.

 

"You made a banner that said 'fuck the PL' and set a rocket off outside a corner shop, that's very, very good. Now it's time for your nap, you know how upset you get if you don't have your nap before Button Moon."

 

There’s no way he wrote that. Absolutely stinks of when Anichebe got caught out because he didn’t remove the ‘please can you tweet something like’ before copying and pasting.

Mine was nearly 70% more on the renewal but shopped round and got one about the same as the current year. 
Sent the current supplier a passive aggressive email for the cancellation. 
The whole thing is a total racket though.

Ref is a bent twat and Tsimikas is hopeless.

I thought the Killer was utter shite. The main character was just a bellend to the point I hoped he copped for it. 
The lack of realism when it came to people not escaping or making a scene when they could have was ludicrous as well. Along with the randomness of the people he killed or didn’t. 
Fuck that film, what a waste of a Saturday evening. 

45 minutes ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

The lad had balls of steel and his work mate that had his back in court. 
 

Gutted.

It was brilliant tv. Very sad about the poor lad who I bet would have smashed the life out of any of those horrible bastards in a one on one scrap. The head honcho will be suspected to be a grass given the sentence he got. Quite telling how he was the only one not to have his door smashed through. 
Could well involve something with the clearly bent copper as well. 

Just now, Megadrive Man said:

 

From GOT,

 

"It's worries stacked upon worries for us at the moment.

Survive a points deduction and then we have to survive the takeover happening or not happening and throwing our day to day cashflow into chaos.

Survive that and we have to cope with 777 as owners.

Survive that and we have to pick up enough points to steer clear of relegation.

Survive that and it's same again next season unless something fundamental changes.

Genuinely the toughest time - possibly ever - to be an Evertonian"

Ah well. At least they’ve got a nice shiny stadium to look at.