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  1. 47 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

    Virgil: Keep. He's had a great season, all considered. 
     

    Salah: Truly awful lately but one of our best ever. Sounds like Nunez will be sold so that probably means Mo will stay. He's 32 though so we should certainly consider selling him, depending on the business we do. No ACN next season so he might actually resemble a professional footballer in the second half of the season if he stays and gets some form. 

     

    Trent: I think he'll want to leave himself. Real Madrid. We'd be better getting a fee than waiting a year for nothing. 

     

    Where are you getting that Nunez will be sold?

  2. 51 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

     

    Turns out I'm looking at K '74 - the toe cap is like the old Roma and look to have bit beefier sole

     

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    Aye, they're the Kicks I've got. Love 'em.

     

    Not sure why they changed the name to K-74, probably a licensing thing.

  3. 12 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

    @Mook

     

    How much do you reckon you could really fit up your arse?

     

    No jokes. To the nearest vegetable size will do.

     

    I actually tested this and if you can remember Ted from Hi di Hi!, well it is his exact body weight in strawberries. I know that's not a vegetable but I only had half a bag of frozen broccoli in the house that day.

     

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  4. It actually looked we were playing with a 13 year old boy in the side tonight. 

     

    The pace has gone, the heart looks like it has gone & his finishing was just really bad hit & hope stuff into Row Z.

     

    Nunez & him should not start again this season after that, they played like a pair of cunts.

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  5. He had real chances to score the goals to send us to a title win over the last few games but has gone to complete shit.

     

    I was a fan but I'm sick of the sight of him now & it's going to take some effort for him to turn it around under the new manager. I actually thought there was a lack of effort from him tonight too, which is just completely unacceptable against that shower of cunts.

  6. 15 hours ago, George Costanza said:

    Nope. What's the fucking point of a good player when he's never fucking available for selection. I have no time for players who can't stay fit. waste of fucking money & space.

     

    I couldn't agree more with this.

     

    Get these constant sicknotes off the wagebill & get people in who can stay fit.

  7. 3 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

    Let's say the choice is between a full head of hair (Amorim) and a slaphead (Slot). 

     

    You've got to go with the full head of hair, right?

     

    Although some deviants want to compromise on a combover (Tuchel). Sick fuckers. 

     

    Worth remembering Klopp is bald.

     

    At least Slot has stayed honest to his baldness and not been a traitor to it.

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  8. 17 hours ago, Curly said:

    When tablets split out of the pop out packs - paracetamol we’ve got from some supermarket - own brand in a blue box - every single one of them I’ve had out of it has split and you have 4 pieces to swallow and can taste the bitter shitty taste. We’ve had them ages so I forgot for a while each time I’d have some as there had been a gap, but I remembered this time. They can fuck off

     

    The Sainsbury's ones are the worst for this. Absolute cunts to get out the packaging.

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