Clem H Fandango

2609 posts banging the same drum on one thread. impressive bellendery.

26 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

It’s funny how ‘no one cares’ and it’s brought down the Scottish government. Granted they are all pissed or smacked off their faces up there but shows that women don’t like men telling them what to think or feel.  
 

If only someone had predicted it…

Seriously, are you thinking of becoming female?

Cos you sound like one going on and on and on about the same shit.

19 minutes ago, John102 said:

Without wanting to derail the thread, people face away from the shower????

Yes, otherwise it would feel like your face is being pissed/jizzed on.

5 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

The fact that stand up wipers exist, is almost as shocking as when I found out that some people face the shower.

Or that people shit in the shower and push it down the plughole with their toes.....so i've heard.

Chebtastic.

Large project at the moment for moi.

3m x 3m lean-to shelter/pergola thing. From the back of the house to the shrubbery and rotary washing line.

Idea being that i can keep the motorcycles dry and the washing doesnt have to come in when its raining. Will also be growing about 30 strawberry plants hanging form it.

£135 for the wood

£33 for the post supports (concreted in)

£257 for the massive sheets of twinwall polycarbonate. Even the guy from wickes said this stuff is more durable thatn the shite corrugated plastic that goes brittle within 5 years.

So i am in the process of painting all the wood first so i dont have to paint it when its erect (ooeerr) and would need a ladder. Photos to follow in a few weeks.

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Good job they’re not the same person.

Don't know who it is , used to be the same now not the same then they were the same again?

Which bucket/bin head do i vote for now? don't want to waste my vote by getting it wrong.

On 11/04/2024 at 20:11, Bobby Hundreds said:

His story during an election meeting about the NHS and a penis going black and falling off was genius. Didn't someone steal his original name.

 

 Binface ripped off lord buckethead imo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Buckethead

Bucketheads manifestos on YT are amazing.

9 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Mmm.  There was no follow up from Tavistock and deliberate obstruction in other clinics. Why?  There’s a constant parroting of a 1% dissatisfaction rate of reassignment surgery (GF honorary member OJ Simpleton loves it) yet a huge proportion of surgery goes fucking horribly wrong.  Pauline’s 6inch depth is a dream rarely realised.  The reality is a smell of shit from the colon skin. Or the other way the harvested skin from the forearm leaving it looking like Simon Weston. 

Hahaha, fair fucks for googling what the surgery entails. Not my cup of tea when it comes to using Google search.

4 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Hello

I’ve joined a school reunion WhatsApp group after 40 years. Should be interesting - one of my class mates went to prison for murder in his teens whilst another is now the chairman of a premier league football club. 

Definitely go.

Show us the pics afterwards where you are hog-tied with an apple stuffed in yer mouth and your old eton chums sticking varius implements up yer balloon knot.

Then go for a nice meal after.

Just now, whtwht said:

Do any of you season eggs.salt and pepper??

Defo pepper.

51 minutes ago, Curly said:

Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off.

 

Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.

That looks shit! sorry.

eggs look retarded and the sausages look bulimic. The overdose of tomato makes me cringe. The only good point is the toats which any fucker can cook correctly and the bacon. Hang your head in shame.

Smash these cunts right in the bastard.

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Still a Hitman man myself. 90s was where it was at.

Hitman, Perfect, DiBiase all great wrestlers and great on the mic with the exception of young Bret.

I played against Carl Morris in the 2nd round of a tournament when i was 21, He whitewashed me!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crg3y22p153o

38 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

One thing to be be taken on board is that don't think prison is  something that doesn't concern you. I had never been in trouble ever in my life. Cops are OK no problem. Get pissed big Burt Reynolds carry on and I'm in jail. Beware.

1 minute ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Never taken steds as dont see the point unless you want to compete or be silly but did consider recently taking a bit of testosterone. Not as tool to be a massive nob just an age thing. More I read it says you may need to take this too as a balance and then this and that, Fuck that. If you could get a 7 Seas once a day tab cool but fuck needles and all that shit.

i guess you need all that with a small cock?